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yeah then you could save time, when you're asking people if they believe in god and then shooting them you can just say do you believe in (point to face)
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stop making me laugh
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did anyone knows what videogame he used to play?
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last night at da club I asked my buddy what he wanted to drink and he said, "get a shot of dick."
I asked the bartender for a shot of dick. Then security came and kicked me out :lol |
Haha, buncha dicks.
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oh well, it was terrible techno night there I think. They had a pretty dj that was playing the same awful loop for about an hour :(
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WTH is up with the yawning?
:lol @ no one hiring him. |
I'd like to go on record to say that I would play Jon's MMORPG in a heartbeat
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JC, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! >: :eek
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I still have difficulty believing that John Clement isn't just some overly elaborate Jixby Phillips character.
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There are about 3 or 4 posters I feel the same way about, actually :<
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DAMN YOU DOOM-SAYERS! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE I DIE! >:
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FUCKING MCDONALDS STOP CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO I DON'T END UP AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL |
GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?
Also, you may have noticed that I did just watch an internet video. It would seem I am a liar. |
"AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL"
In the context that JC said it what does it even mean? |
Quote:
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Aww baby, you're holding out on the world! They are yearning to hear you talk about why you dislike Silent Hill, & think Jim Morrison is fat.
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I don't think Jim Morrison is fat, that was cedar
I do think he's a fucking talentless boring hack and I wish he had died a few years earlier so I wouldn't have wasted money on his shitty music, but you know |
I can't read that, could you put it into video form for me?
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Also, you could print out your avatar & wear it as a mask. that would be pretty internet of you.
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WHOOPS, MISSED IT. :(
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I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical I should be allowed to glue my poster I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to glue my poster I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to think And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea If by random whim, one occurs to me If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole I saw the worst bands of my generation applied by magic marker to dry wall I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off I should have a call in show I should be allowed to glue my poster I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to think And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea If by random whim, one occurs to me If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole I am not allowed To ever come up with a single original thought I am not allowed To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me I was the worst hope of my generation Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical I should be allowed to share my feelings I should be allowed to feel I should be allowed to glue my poster I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to think I should be allowed to think And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea If by random whim one occurs to me But sadly, this can never be I am not allowed to think I am not allowed to think I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think) I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think) I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think) I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think) |
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me :wah |
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