I didn't see the
Post that you made about Max
I am so sorry :(

Well, what do you know?
The date of the last haiku
Was on my birthday :(

I'm too drunk to type
Any more than what I type
When I typed this line

I can't do haikus
Hey look dudes im new as stuff
Please pretend you care.

all good things must end
one example is marriage
mine fell apart too :(

old japanese fucks
sitting under a tree and
smoking hash like cock

Oh my god you suck
You racist sack of cow shit
Go and die now please

canadians suck
they think theyre better than us
cause our prez sucks worse

November was spared
December, not so lucky
The puss has returned

Remember when that
Mother Fucker stole my cool
haiku? What a cunt.

Less than a week now
Happier trip to airport
Give her a big kiss :love

Sometimes she dances
Chuggin' like a choo choo train
Shaking her caboose

Now it's clear to see
What a fool I used to be
Thinking love was lost

Some scientists say
Nothing ever goes away
Only changes form

I want some hot cakes
Then wash them down with some Tang
Poon variety

Alright, I'm horny
But it's a focused horny
Now she's out of reach :(

Now my ears are cold
Stocking caps will work I guess
I prefer her thighs

The holiday season
Brings forth slavemason haikus
Sexy, sexy ones :(

Shit, I messed it up
Change "holiday" to "Christmas"
In that first line there :(

Something must be done;
In the art of the Haiku
I'm out of practice :(

Don't sweat it Ralphie
Rust and cobwebs are alright
Don't shoot your eye out

Phone calls can torture
All of the other senses
That also miss her

It won't be long now
Or so I would like to think
Still not soon enough

Time seems to have stopped
My wait is nearly over
Will I crash and burn?

Painfully single
I envy slavemason now
He is getting laid

Didn't really crash
But still, it feels like a burn
Brakes have been applied