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Stupid germans! >: she could had became into the most beathiful jailbait shemale ever, why they want to take her dick off? :(
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I just snapped a pic of this badass maternal wolf spider in my driveway. Those are babies on her back.
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I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<
I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal. |
The treadmill desk would be great for phone sex operators.
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That is one unpleasantly masculine chick
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She is smelling fat guy sweat all day.
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And it's leaking in through her pores and slowly changing her into a dude
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Look at the lazy fuck way in the back. It's holding itself up by hanging its arms over the wall.
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MUST ESCAPE... TOO... FUCKING... FAT
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Relevant or not, I decided to go ahead and share the hideously gross blister with you. I got it from having a questionable spot burned off at the dermatologist's. Redhead fair-skin bonus points!
For any of you who were on the fence about doing me. (the blister is long-gone, btw- was just extremely ugly while it lasted) |
How did you not pop it?
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It was painful to even touch it. It got to where it looked like there was a giant red jellybean growing off my hand.
It popped involuntarily when I forgot it was there and accidentally slammed it in a drawer. And it hurt like righteous fuck. |
I would have put a hot needle through that shit right away. I know you're not supposed to, I don't know why though. Someone else can Google it.
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It's like protective bubble wrap over your wound.
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So is a band-aid after you pop it.
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It was right near my knuckle, band-aids kept coming off, it was a major pain in the ass.
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Yeah, that isn't a band-aid friendly spot.
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I tried looping one around the front and one around the back to hold it on, but when it got wet it'd just slide right off. I was very relieved when I got past the bandaid stage.
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Jellybeans, you say? Maybe JellyBelly planted their mutant seed in you while you toured :x
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this was way before that, unfortunately. Carrying a mutant jellybelly seed sounds kinda cool.
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You know that "SKRAA" sound you hear from various birds-of-prey on TV or in movies? Well, it turns out that it's added there for effect; only one species of falcon actually makes that sound. So, while I was out on my daily stroll, I heard it, clear as day.
Fuck that was awesome. |
IRL bald eagles make a kind of weak cluck type noise
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