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I forget what honey tastes like :(
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If I eat pure honey I get a bellyache . :x
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My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?
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If I eat pure honey I go into anaphylactic shock :(
"It tastes like burning!" |
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http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/phantosmia/AN01684 |
I used to hide oranges and coffee around the office and my supervisors (who were doctors) would ask anyone else if they smelled it...got all paranoid about having a seizure.
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I only get ads for asian wifes and and lesbian dating sites. The other day I got one for a russian wife site and was so impressed at the unusual diversity that I clicked it & spent an hour wallowing in despair clicking various profiles. :(
I'm really hungry right now because I've spent the last half hour looking at Bento & kitties. :( |
If you could have any mail-order wife, what would you have (the options are Russian, Thai or Eastern European AFAIK)?
I'd have to go Russian. I kind of feel like a Russian wife would make the best C&C team mate which with the imminent release of Red Alert 3 would be a major boon. |
I'd go russian as long as she chain-smoked cigarettes and put them out on my arm if we had company over.
Plus be really surly and embittered towards me, but that will happen eventually anyway. |
Wait, if I got one from poland, could I get her brother to build be a conservatory on the cheap?
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I would only marry for love.
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I would totally be willing to marry to increase the book value of my property. :(
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I would go for a Somali wife because she'd be so skinny and would never get fat by eating bags of grain from the United Nations relief workers.
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Dear god, they're like little bearfoxraccoons
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Red Pandas. :rolleyes
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Neko, bottom left and Su lin, top, outside in their outdoor enclosure Wednesday. Media are invited to join keepers at the Valley Zoo in sharing the experience of the fun of snow with baby pandas, Su lin and Neko.Photo: Rick MacWilliam/Edmonton Journal :eek
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SQUEEEEEEEEEE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4 - Super cute Red Panda Attack! Kawaii! :eek
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They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.
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I'm gettin some dome, ya'll.
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otherwise known as "brain".
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