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Lemmy is the coolest.
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Koopaling?
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I cannot stop farting today.
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I cannot stop puking out of my asshole. I have some reeeeeal bad shits :(
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I am seriously sitting here in my foundations of composition class, listening to some really boring English shit, just imagining how bad it's gonna be when I get to a toilet and let it all go, but at the same time looking forward to it because it seems really urgent. My stomach keeps making noises and I feel my turds being vaporized :x
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Tadao, where the hell did "Doomed Knight" Canadianboy talk shit, the search engine on here sucks.
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And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet
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Managing to NOT shit your speedo in front of over a hundred people while doing the fucking Butterfly stroke gives you unyielding faith in the God Almighty
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Leaving a little brown trail behind you in your swim lane. :lol
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According to a reputable and completely unfalsified ad on this website, Paris Hilton's IQ is 120. Mine is 125.
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Are you smarter than a total whore?
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TAKE THE TEST AND FIND OUT
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What I find truly truly hilarious is that I will likely wind up living in Canada after my parents die.
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Take some precautions, they say you're head might turn square and you could start saying "eh" uncontrollably.
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Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?
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Oh man. JOAT is gonna be sooooo pissed.
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damn I bet everyone missed me
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Fucking boxheads. Germans and Canadians.
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Fucking Canadians
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