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Yup, that's the military way. You marry a Japanese or Korean broad with the promise that she'll be able to work at the "Big PX in the Sky". I was really surprised to see so many asians working on base when I came here to Florida, though.
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I GUESS THE MILITARY IS ALL ABOUT GETTIN SOME SUCKY SUCKY
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For some saps, yes.
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She'd like to know God
Love God Feel, feel, feel her God Inside of her Deep inside of her INSIDE OF HER! DEEP INSIDE OF HER! |
I WILL BIRTH GOD
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For the sake of humanity I hope you abort that shit.
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I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY XBOX 360 WITH ME ;_;
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HAW, NOT LIKELY BRAW! NIGHT OF THE LEPUS IS ABOUT TO BE ON TCM.
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It's Wilford Brimley's Birthday!!!!!!!!! I think he's 600 now.
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Nah, he's only 518. :(
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He's oatmeal years old.
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R.I.P Paul Newman :(
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His death makes the salad dressing aisle extremely depressing.
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Fuck you for fucking up my deathpool, you old bastard.
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His ginger-o's weren't as good as Trader Joe's, but Trader Joe's stopped selling theirs so fuck them. I elevate his ginger cookies to awesome.
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We had an old man shit himself in the store today.
Way lame. We had to open all the doors to let the foulness out. I hope no one thought he ate our food, we might lose business. |
I worked at a commercial cave over the summer and somebody shit in the cave one day.
Also somebody had taken a shit on one of the aisles in the grocery store a few years ago. We invented a title for the kid who had to clean it up, Fecal Clean-up Manager (FCM!). We would get on the intercom and say "FCM needed on aisle thirteen, please. FCM to aisle thirteen." Stupid. |
That sounds exciting.
I was hoping I'd no longer have to deal with doodoo after I stopped working with children. |
When I worked in a restaurant during the summer, somebody wrote "hello" on the bathroom wall in their own shit.
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Most people like them, until they get too big and become dangerous and then you have to flush them down the toilet.
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And that's where urban legends are born
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