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That twist was Shyamalanian.
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I ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS SO DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR BREATH.
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One of my kittens tried to nurse on my armpit stubble the other day.
A subtle reminder to shave. |
Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.
Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny. |
as long as it don't try to nurse on your upper lip
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and by upper lip, I mean your assho*e
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srry but thas all the hairy assho*e jokes I got :(
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Tadao's gone for the weekend on a meth binge.
He'll be back soon. No worries on the kittens licking my asshole, they've still got claws. |
meth is sooooooo 1997 :rolleyes
The Dukes of Hazzard did meth back in the day |
oh going back to asshol*s man I ran across a hairy one the other day and i didn't know what to do so i just pretended that i didn't notice she had one :sick
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One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk. So when she farts it's really funny. |
she was all
:SICKBURN |
isn't that stuff bad for your skin?
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Yeah, people with sensitive skin can't use it.
But she's tough when you get a bottle of tequila in her, and pretty entertaining too. |
tequila no es bueno mi amiga
i have an ex who use to get her stuff waxed. Paid like $50 bucks for it. what a job to have. |
Dude, imagine the horrors they have to witness.
it's not all cute hot chicks that get their pubes ripped out. |
oh i know.
I think it must be horrible. Just like being a gynaecologist :barf What's the term for a dick doctor? Is there even a dick doctor? |
Prostitute.
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The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.
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Urologist.
I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem. |
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Oh god. :x
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Americans are the worst. In my continuing mission to seek out a huge beanbag chair I called the UK Sumo phone number to ask if I could get the SumSac in the UK (as the Omni is the only product listed on the UK site).
I got through to some American dude and I asked "Is it possible to get the SumoSac through the UK website as the Omni is the only product listed?". After some confusion about what I wanted he went off to find out. Couple of minutes later he told me yes - I could order it through the website. Naturally my next question was "Okay, but it's not listed so how can I do that?". Again there was some confusion and so I asked if I could order it over the phone. Again I was told "yes" at which point I thanked him for his help and hung up. Now call me a cynic but I don't believe for a moment he was giving me an informed opinion on anything - which is weird considering they only basically sell two products. |
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