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mburbank Feb 3rd, 2003 01:03 PM

I don't have a picture of me, but I look EXACTLY like the Oscar Myer Weiner Mobile.

Protoclown Feb 3rd, 2003 01:04 PM

I can certainly vouche for that.

Tastes exactly like it too.

James Feb 3rd, 2003 01:05 PM

When I scroll down page 4 really fast, Daphe's "at work" picture looks like porn.

She has porno eye in that picture.

Porno.

Daphne Feb 3rd, 2003 02:11 PM



Porn eyes? Why thank you!

James Feb 3rd, 2003 02:13 PM

:eek :love

RaScAr Feb 3rd, 2003 02:13 PM

Yay!

mburbank Feb 3rd, 2003 02:16 PM

Daphne. That's damn scary.

glowbelly Feb 3rd, 2003 02:23 PM

I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!!! ME?! I LOVE HER!!! :love

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 02:29 PM



I drew Glowbelly (well, her head.) into one of my mspaint style people :( Your hair looked alot better, but when I saved it as a jpeg it got kind of dull looking :( What do you want her to be wearing, Glow? :P

That's if you even want me to continue & give her a body. Which you probably won't, because I suck at drawing :(

glowbelly Feb 3rd, 2003 02:36 PM

a black dress mid-calf length with pink threading on the sleeves (short sleeves), neckline and hemline, plain nylons and strappy black high heel shoes.

:eek

or you could just put me in jeans and a t-shirt with red tennies.

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 02:41 PM

I'll try, I'm not the best clothes drawer :( And this Don Caballero is making me incoherent :(

Daphne Feb 3rd, 2003 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
Daphne. That's damn scary.

I can't help having asian men as nipples! :(

mburbank Feb 3rd, 2003 02:48 PM

I wrote an audio sketch once about this aging WWII veteran who was reminiscing about being part of an experiemnt to give people super powers. He spends the whole time talking about other people in his platoon and at the very end reveals that his super power was "ZCaptain Weasel Tits, they called me. I got two weasel heads right where my nipples used to be". Then you hear him feeding them radishes as the sound goes down.

Anonymous Feb 3rd, 2003 02:48 PM

those would actually be really cool boobie tatoos

James Feb 3rd, 2003 02:48 PM

I'm highly aroused by that asian man.

sadie Feb 3rd, 2003 02:50 PM

daphne, you are one lucky girlie. :P

James Feb 3rd, 2003 02:52 PM

The girls here just don't post enough naked pictures, with asian men over the goodie funbags.

Neither do the guys.

mburbank Feb 3rd, 2003 02:53 PM

Your new user pic is almost as scary as her damn asian faced mahogans.

whoreable Feb 3rd, 2003 03:00 PM

may favoriate part of his user pic is the chest hair in the background
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sadie Feb 3rd, 2003 03:14 PM

I find it increasingly hard to swoon over Sadie with her current user pic

frank's secksie. :love

and i didn't realize you'd been swooning before. :P

James Feb 3rd, 2003 03:17 PM

Anyone who doesn't love our new user pics is a NAZI. >:

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 03:43 PM

Then call me Hitler, mother fucker >:

James Feb 3rd, 2003 03:46 PM

I would, but that would be an insult to Hitler. >:

Hitler would have loved our pics. >:

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 03:51 PM

He would have loved them.. IN THE FLAMES!

whoreable Feb 3rd, 2003 03:57 PM

:(
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James Feb 3rd, 2003 04:01 PM

You cannot stop the Super Crew. >:

Blackjack Feb 3rd, 2003 04:10 PM

I shall post that mirrorball pic one more time for you all to see:


Protoclown Feb 3rd, 2003 06:50 PM

:love Daphne and Sadie :love

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:03 PM

I still say we need more nude photos in the PYPH thread.

I may have to get things started. >:

Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:05 PM

if its anyhing like your userpic i'll BURN your house down >:

Protoclown Feb 3rd, 2003 07:05 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hobo Renee Feb 3rd, 2003 07:07 PM


WHERE'S THE LOVE?


Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman
The girls here just don't post enough naked pictures, with asian men over the goodie funbags.
.

THAT FUCKING SUCKED.

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:09 PM

HOBO IS PULCHRITUDINOUS >:

Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:10 PM

HOLY FUCK IT'S EWAN MCGREGOR >:

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:27 PM


noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:30 PM

When doing a bad photoshop, it's best to make it look blatantly bad, and not try to go for the I'll-try-to-make-it-look-like-a-good-photshop-but-it-will-still-suck route.

Anonymous Feb 3rd, 2003 07:32 PM

I have to agree that the 'Jerseyboy' method of Photoshopping is gay. :(

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:33 PM

I wasn't going for a work of art. I think aside from a few lighting issues, it is perfect for HAUTING YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:34 PM

it would of been funny if the cut out of his head had a white border and was rotated 30 degrees

and had an ASIAN MAN on the penis.

posterchild Feb 3rd, 2003 07:34 PM

Yay!


*EDIT* Maybe this link will work better

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:35 PM

Print it out, and put it on your ceiling. So that you wake up to it every day. >:

Posterchild, why do you look strung-out again?

Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:36 PM

:love

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:37 PM

Thank you, Rez. ;)

Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman
Thank you, Rez. ;)

no, posterchild!!

;)

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:38 PM

You're so lame, Jamesman.

posterchild Feb 3rd, 2003 07:39 PM

Because I am standing behind a sheet of plastic? I don't know...
Possibly because that picture was taken when I could have been called "strung out". When I'm not all shnockered on drugs I get camera shy. Deal with it.

You guys are never gonna let this junky bitch thing slide, huh?

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:39 PM


Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by posterchild
Because I am standing behind a sheet of plastic? I don't know...
Possibly because that picture was taken when I could have been called "strung out". When I'm not all shnockered on drugs I get camera shy. Deal with it.

You guys are never gonna let this junky bitch thing slide, huh?

it's the radiohead user pic

and you're hot.

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:41 PM

You couldn't have thought of anything lamer than "Believe in Jesus", could you?

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:41 PM

Posterchild, that's not what I meant. :/

posterchild Feb 3rd, 2003 07:42 PM

Who are you?

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:43 PM

He's some lamer who hits on every girl who has ever posted here :(

whoreable Feb 3rd, 2003 07:43 PM

lol
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James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:43 PM

Probably the only person who DIDN'T crap on you with junkie comments. :/

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:45 PM

I havn't crapped on her with junkie comments.

Anonymous Feb 3rd, 2003 07:45 PM

Now you know better :)

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:45 PM

You talkin' to me?

Anonymous Feb 3rd, 2003 07:48 PM

No


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posterchild Feb 3rd, 2003 07:48 PM

Before you go getting all bunchy Jamesman, I wasn't asking who you were.
Rez- who are you?

Rez Feb 3rd, 2003 07:49 PM

erm....

i am....

what? what kind of question IS that?

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:49 PM

Rez is Flying Frenchman.

Didn't mean to get all "bunchy." But I wasn't trying to seem like I was making fun of you, and you took it wrong. I only like to make people feel bad if I do it on purpose. :(

noob3 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:50 PM

So I guess you don't feed bad about that much :lol

punkgrrrlie10 Feb 3rd, 2003 07:53 PM

the only picture i have is back at the old site and the music is too annoying to take the time to find it and post it :)

Anonymous Feb 3rd, 2003 07:54 PM

And this is where Jamesman comes in.

More or less literally.

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posterchild Feb 3rd, 2003 07:55 PM

I reserve about as much right to get upset about junky comments as you'd have to get upset when someone calls you a pussy-hungry perv.
If the shoe fits, you know?

I wont judge. :)

James Feb 3rd, 2003 07:55 PM

As you wish. :(

I didn't even know she posted a picture. :shrug

Anonymous Feb 3rd, 2003 09:35 PM

hobo those pics of you are awesome

Hobo Renee Feb 4th, 2003 12:00 AM

Thanks hon. I knew RoG would be pissed if I didn't get the Domo picture in this thread too.

Rev. Danno Feb 4th, 2003 12:06 AM



People of I-Mockery! TO Evil!!!

Hobo Renee Feb 4th, 2003 12:28 AM

OMG NORTHWEST SIDE REPRESENTING, DOGGS!

Mockery Feb 4th, 2003 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee
Thanks hon. I knew RoG would be pissed if I didn't get the Domo picture in this thread too.

I was already planning on sending out Domo to bite your head off. You saved your own life by posting that photo, Hobo. :bow

Rev. Danno Feb 4th, 2003 12:41 AM

Hobo...
You look a lot like a younger version of the woman who ruined my life (that's her holding the prego test reading negitive).
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roonTing Feb 4th, 2003 12:51 AM

How can a girl failing the preggy test ruin your life?

Rev. Danno Feb 4th, 2003 12:54 AM

She ruined my life in other ways, her failing was the best thing that everhappened to me...
She's the Reason I'm stuck in Phoenix, Az & Not in Portland, Or.
That just happens to be the only photo I could put on this web site...

Anonymous Feb 4th, 2003 01:09 AM



WHO IS THIS DASHING STRANGER ;>



ISN'T THAT CUTE ;<
BUT IT'S WRONG



CHOJIN YOUR NECK SMELLS FANTASTIC



:|
SQUIGLY REPRESENTS



2 HOT 4 INTERNET ;>;>;>

roonTing Feb 4th, 2003 01:09 AM

:( You should move to Austin and show everyone what is what.

Anonymous Feb 4th, 2003 01:11 AM

WHY :(

roonTing Feb 4th, 2003 01:15 AM

Not you fag. Danno.

Protoclown Feb 4th, 2003 01:47 AM

Quote:

Posterchild, why do you look strung-out again?
Funny, she looks like a red X to me.

posterchild Feb 4th, 2003 03:10 AM

I think I fixed the link, for those of you who see a red X.

Anyways, here's another one----


FS Feb 4th, 2003 08:06 AM

:eek for a moment I thought you were MICHAEL JACKSON.

posterchild Feb 4th, 2003 08:13 AM

And for a moment there you thought you were funny, too bad...

FS Feb 4th, 2003 08:19 AM

No no, I was dead serious. It might've been the lighting. It might've been the black/white. It might've been the positioning of your head.

OR MAYBE IT WAS YOUR CAVED-IN NOSE :zing

Spooky Feb 4th, 2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
No no, I was dead serious. It might've been the lighting. It might've been the black/white. It might've been the positioning of your head.

OR MAYBE IT WAS YOUR CAVED-IN NOSE :zing

Lets see. FS. Hmm. "Zing". Only ONE MAN said zing, and was on the fucksociety boards.

Looks like the creepy lightning ghost is...........

....somebody from fucksociety or fatsatan.

I'm probbaly wrong. That's what I get for being fat and gay. :(

FS Feb 4th, 2003 08:35 AM

ONLY ONE MAN SAID IT HUH

I guess that means...

...you're new.

Blubberfag :lol

LegoLars Feb 4th, 2003 08:44 AM





>:

posterchild Feb 4th, 2003 09:21 AM

My nose isn't caved in. It has no reason to be.

Anonymous Feb 4th, 2003 09:21 AM

Shut up :(

*The :( is for old times' sake :(

LegoLars Feb 4th, 2003 09:50 AM

:booo

glowbelly Feb 4th, 2003 10:20 AM

where's my user pic? noob? chojin? :(:(

Anonymous Feb 4th, 2003 10:21 AM

I thought you'd want one from noob more and he already started so I didn't bother and I didn't get home until 8 pm last night anyway :(

Do you still want me to make one? It'd be a cartoonized/yay version of the pic you posted in this thread.

noob3 Feb 4th, 2003 10:24 AM

I got side-tracked yesterday.. With, well. Nothing. I'm just a bad person :(

glowbelly Feb 4th, 2003 10:24 AM

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A CONTEST :(

Anonymous Feb 4th, 2003 10:25 AM

Yeah, but I'm working on about 40 pictures for a large project that needs to be done by next weekend, and I can't bother to work on an image that won't get used. :(

glowbelly Feb 4th, 2003 10:26 AM

then i guess you suck rotten eggs. :(

noob3 Feb 4th, 2003 10:32 AM

I'll finish it right now :(

glowbelly Feb 4th, 2003 10:38 AM

thanks, son. :)

posterchild Feb 4th, 2003 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Shut up :(

*The :( is for old times' sake :(

Was that for me?

mburbank Feb 4th, 2003 12:10 PM

POSTER! I have to know! Is Ronnie Raygun actually an AFRICAN AMERICAN or is that just a stinking LIE!!!!!????


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