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The game is actually really good, btw. It's nothing like the sims, more like Animal Crossing plus playing with blocks :< Most of the game is actually you building furniture for people that they can actually use, but you can get pretty crazy with the pieces. My guy is a huge dick and the people in my town cry when they make eye contact. |
Didja make them some really uncomfortable furniture?
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I made one guy a bed of nails because he's lived in my town for a month and never thought to ask for a place to sleep before. He was DELIGHTED.
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F this guys I'm selling my 360 for a Nintendo 64 with Goldeneye and playing it on my hdtv. It'll look stellar
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Hey emu, hey emu.
The Wii is good because we say it's good. |
And 360s cannot overheat because it has never happened to me and should it happen it's just sort of like god's test to job and if you don't run out and buy three more to replace it you're some kind of faggot.
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I'm waiting for this supposed "Falcon" model.
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yeah, us too :< we have the funds to buy one and I'd like to, but I really would rather it not blow up.
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Hahaha, I knew that would happen. Anywho, Shadow Hearts is still a kickass game, though I've never played Okami. I can see how it'd work fluidly on the Wii.
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From the 2 hours I've played of Okami, this game would be a must-have on the Wii. It would take the place Twilight Princess was supposed to have.
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Hey guys I really like my 360 but not my wii. I think it has something to do with not wanting to play a bunch of mini games or compilations.
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Hey guys, I really like the Wii but not the 360, which might have something to do with not wanting to play a bunch of fucking console shooters while 13 year olds swear at me over an expensive online service.
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Also I am suggesting we sticky this thread
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Raise of hands who has a PS3.
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I was planning on getting one so I could get all the PS2 games I missed out on last gen AND a healthy catalog of sexy PS3 games, but that was before they decided to have winning the lottery as a requirement to own one and decided to have the only good exclusive for it be Warhawk.
I may still get one when I secure a job and if a few more games come out, but I hear the backwards compatability is a load of bullshit. I'd ask you guys to validate this, but nobody fucking has one so I may never know. |
guitar woman i have never had a 13 year old cuss me over live, usually there isn't even any little kids on unless you get on during school hours (which surprizingly is when all the little kids play i guess they play hookie) one kid was really irritating because he was pretending to be a russian :lol but usually i have had only good experiences with my fellow 360 players
there's a bunch of non console shooters for the 360 you are just using a bad arguement |
Ok, that's probably because I don't own one. But I'm still not getting one when I could have all the interesting games for it on my PC for free and with way better aiming.
If I had a good PC, which might be a nice alternative to blowing all my money on a PS3. |
360 is for little kiddies who can't afford a decent video card or for hardcore losers who have no friends to play video games with.
Stick with a Wii. It's a blast. |
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Expensive online service? I paid like $70 for a package that had a year of xbox live gold, new headset, webcam, and some free xbox live arcade games and shit. That's not exactly expensive. Also, I'm probably wrong here, but I don't remember there being any real online capabilities for the virtual console games. I like playing street fighter 2 on live except when the insanely good players come on and fucking destroy me within 10 seconds. |
See: Mario Strikers Charged, Smash Brothers Brawl, Mario Kart Wii.
And again, I don't support the virtual console. I have an emulator with NetPlay, mabye you guys should get one too! |
I'll be getting smash bros brawl for sure, but I definitely don't have enough interest in MARIO SOCCER to get that. Mario Kart just isn't very fun for me anymore.
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Mabye 16 people in an online multiplayer game will change your mind a little bit :<
Also, I thought for sure Strikers would be a giant lump of shit, but I played it a little in a GameCrazy over the weekend and it's fucking FANTASTIC. |
Yeah, I love kart games and all but Mario Kart's just not doing it for me. If Mario Kart Wii is going to be anything like Double Dash then I think I can get along without it.
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Double Dash was terrible :<
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It wasn't terrible. I mean it delivered basically the same thing the previous two did -- three difficulties, sixteen tracks and mirror mode. It suffers from Melee-itis and all the characters are clones of eachother. And they re-used a lot of the music. And it's impossible to get a boost in two-player co-op. And powersliding is impossible. And the battle minigames are awful.
Okay yeah maybe it is. |
I remember when I was younger and I had friends, and we could just play the Battle mode on 64 for hours and hours.
We didn't even fight directly, we just drove around on Block Fortress shooting shells and bananas into the bottom level and trying to knock each other off :< |
And can someone explain to me why fat fucks Wario and Bowser drive faster than Toad and Koopa Troopa?
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And it's also a crime if, when taking DD's shit factor into consideration, you don't mention Baby Park, the most horrible and retardedly unoriginal track in the history of Mario Kart. Why the fuck they ported it to DS and made it playable online is completely beyond me, and every time I'm playing and some fag picks it I DISCONNECT IMMEDIATELY.
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Also, heavy characters have a high top speed and low acceleration rate, which means that if you don't drive in a criss cross pattern or hit anything then you can GO LIKE HELL.
Most of the time this is impossible, though. |
I was going to mention Baby Park but I thought I had disparaged it enough.
I miss Crash Team Racing. :\ |
I love double dash ;< It's way better than the piece of shit that was kart 64.
Also, Mario Strikers Charged is a fucking amazing game, and if you go LOL MARIO SOCCER YEAH OK without even playing it, then you have no right to complain about people going LOL SHOOTERS YEAH OK about your 360/PS3/3DO/Neo-Geo. |
Chojin, I generally respect your opinion in these matters, but I'd like you to give me a detailed explanation as to why you hate MK64 so I will have points to base my logic on when I tell you to go fuck yourself.
Ok? :< |
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Blue Shells are even worse in Double Dash. You only get them if you're in last place, and the only person they help is the person in second place, or third if it's a close race.
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They work the same way in the 64, GBA, GC, and DS versions, but they showed up in the N64 version first is all I was saying.
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No, the 64 one had some use, because it would swerve to hit all of the players ahead of you, but in DD it just flies over everybody, gets to first place incredibly fast (so much so that you can't keep up with it) and knocks out the person in first. But by that time it's so far gone that you can't possibly make any gain on it unless you saved and threw it when you were in second place, in which case you would probably nuke yourself in the explosion.
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SO THERE I admit that it's not nearly as good as I remember it being, but it's still way better than that pile of shit Double Dash. |
CHOJIN WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON SO I WON'T MAKE SO MANY TYPOS
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Also, I don't see any teleporting, per se, but the characters in second and third are always the same for the 4 races in a Prix, and they always seem to MAGICALLY speed up even if you've completely devastated them.
Of course, this happens in every other Mario Kart, too. :< |
Every Kart game. Cortex always wins in CTR.
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I remember on the desert level I'd always try going through the train tunnel because I was convinced I could make it a shortcut, but the train raped me EVERY TIME and when it didn't I came out and was in like 8th place
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Double Dash is a great game with much better balance, ai, levels, and speed than 64. I really don't see what your problem is! |
I liked N64's Rainbow Road simply because you could take that awesome shortcut if you jumped off at the very beginning.
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I like Mario Kart 64 and Double Dash! They're fun games!
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD THIS IS A FUCKING WARZONE AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FENCESITTERS
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In fact, thanks to this thread I realize that Mario Kart is crappy in general and only getting worse so I won't waste my money on the Wii version. But hey, more dough for me to buy No More Heroes with! |
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So, Mario Kart has no games that I like for anything other than nostalgic value except the DS one which I don't like anyway because the online community is full of fucking faggots and it says FUCK ALL and doesn't even include the game's coolest tracks for wifi play.
Fuck this series :[ |
While we're on the subject of cool games Chojin hates, what do you have against Earthbound? It's one of the only jRPGs I can play without vomiting :<
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It makes his white blood boil with the slanderous stereotypes of the white lifestyle.
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At least, that's what it does to me. :\
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ooo my first sticky :D
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I love the part in the beginning where you talk to Pokey's dad and he's all WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE AWAY SOON
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Double dash's controls are just fine, you homo. The powersliding on the DS is retarded, it actually makes you move in that direction instead of, like, sliding.
Earthbound sucks because I am not five years old and therefore can't relate. |
Guys why does everyone call her Aerith when her name is clearly spelled Aeris :\
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Because they're jFAGs like Guitar Woman.
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Everyone shut up about stupid JRPGs and Nintendo.
Talk about how fantastic Portal is. It's a conversation far more relevant to my interests. Btw, does anyone ever watch the Zero Punctuation game reviews? I finally caught up with all of them today and I must say they're fantastic and really accurate. Check them out here (site may be down right now): http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...ropunctuation/ |
Yes, let's all talk about how great Portal is in the 'LET'S ARGUE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES' thread, guys.
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Portal is fantastic!
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FOR LESBIANS
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We can argue about which part is our favourite.
P.S. CHONG!!! >: |
I MADE A THREAD ABOUT YAHTZEE BUT NOBODY CARED ;_;
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And yes, I generally tend to have the same opinions! He's a cool guy!
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'cept for he hates Japanese RPGs and you love them to bits. :rolleyes
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Hahaha, what?
Ok, so I like FF6 and Chrono Trigger, but everyone else fucking does too. Where you guys get the impression that I think Japan is fantastic I'll never know |
The Heavenly Sword one :lol
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You love Japan by proxy because you spend so much time posting next to Chojin.
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Well TBH every avatar you've had so far has been of some character from any of the handful of animes that define what it means to call something Japanese |
Anyone else do the pen thing on Psychonauts? :(
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Also unless it was opposite day when I said that Tales of Symphonia and most games of that ilk were fucking horrible I don't get how you'd think I liked jRPGs
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As for anime, I like Ninja Scroll and Vampire Hunter D, but again, so does everyone else
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My favorite part of the lesbian is the cleft chin!
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man this is like becoming the chatroom thread but for the gaming forum
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i was a fan of Yahtzee before this thread made him cool >:
but i've only been a fan since GW posted the video in the Bioshock thread so yeah, thanks for that kiddo :( I did the pen thing too :( And I subsequently went out and bought Psychonauts :) |
Well people bitched when we chatted about games in the GenBlab chat thread so fuck them!
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I love Yahtzee's sense of humor, but I can't get into any of his adventure games. I forced myself to like halfway through day 1 of 5DaS, but then I got distracted and haven't touched it since.
Interactive Fiction adventures are more my speed anyway, he should totally do one of those. |
Hay guys, I'm buying a PS3.
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Let me know what Twing Twang is, ok?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I wish I could reference humorous internet videos like you.
YOU'RE MY INTERNET HERO. |
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what is there to argue about anything besides it being too old, too much like every other game, or that it was a complete moneybag of failure? it's too much for me to worry over!
gaming is in stasis to me |
So I just spent like 5 minutes taking shit from some prick on Yahtzee's forums about how Um Jammer Lammy is terrible and that it has shit tracks with shit guitar playing and singing, after which he proceeded to be all GUITAR HERO 3 IS GONNA HAVE THE BEST SOUNDTRACK EVAR
it made me :oneofthosedays |
At first I thought you said Gitaroo Man and I was like WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
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I've never played Gitaroo Man :<
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I can not talk to you again until you have.
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Guys I have a question.
The copy of SOTN I bought seems to be working about 90% okay but has a few errors due to a very small (probably about an eighth of an inch long) but rather deep scratch on its backside. This results mostly in some errors with the music at certain parts (mostly in the Marble Gallery and the first section of the SPOILERinverted castleSPOILER) and some pretty bad graphics errors when I transist past a disc-reading area when moving from said areas. The graphics errors can be fixed by re-loading the area but this is kind of a pain in the ass. Being in the aforementioned areas when the music is screwing up results in some lag and/or freezing when I try to access the start menu or die. Opening and closing the disc cover usually fixes this. The dude I bought it from said he would resurface it if it gave me any problems, but as I understand it there's some risk involved in it and if he resurfaces it I probably won't be able to get my money back. :( Should I have it done? |
Well, I'd do it if those parts are that important to you. I've buffed and resurfaced almost all of my games. Never had a problem.
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Guilty! :lol
Actually, since I turned fourteen and realized that trading in games is stupid, I've kept them all in the original cases instead of on spools like I did. |
Every time I go into gamestop anymore they try to convince me that trading in games will save me money.
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The turning point for me was looking around for Shadow Hearts 2 and Katamari Damacy only to remember I'd traded them in for Halo 2 or something gay.
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Speaking of Katamari, I found it in a ghetto pawn shop for 8 dollars. Bought Fatal Frame III instead because I figure Katamari probably has a longer shelf life. :[
Edit: Meaning I could come back and get it later when I had money. |
Katamari is hard to find, dude. At least it was about 8-12 months after the small release. I doubt they upped production at that time.
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I don't think he was discrediting that in that quote, I believe he was trying to establish that the point noob was trying to make in that thread was less relevant than he originally intended.
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