...because she missed her native tongue! Get it? :lol

GUYS IF YOU PLAY ABBEY ROAD BACKWARDS AND THEN WATCH "THE WIZARD" IT TOTALLY SYNCHS UP :x

Uh-Oh, spaghettios.

one two buckle my shoe

How much fuck could a fucktard fuck if a fucktard could fuck tard?

one fell off and bumped his head

HEY Y'ALL THAT'S "DA BOMB" AM I :LOL RIGHT

HOLY SHIT QUINTUPLETS IS DEPRESSING ME BEYOND COMPREHENSION :tear

Sonic the Hedgehog is fast.

I used a sprinkler today. I watered the other sprinklers. They said they were thirsty.

i once went to the bathroom which made my teacher and asistant teacher have a fight

this thread is crasking up laughing funny its really making me laugh !!

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STORY TIME

ONCE I WAS MAKING CHICKEN SOUP AND THEN I BURNED MY RETINAS WHEN I TRIED TO INHALE THE STEAM TO IMRPOVE MY VISION AND THAT'S WHEN I GOT MY IDEA FOR THE BABY CANNON

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT

I THINK I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!

I SMELL LIKE TEDDY GRAHAMS AND SQUEEZE CHEESE

Yeah, Reloaded was a rather disappointing sequel.

Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota.
Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)

Soldier: Tim we need you!

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!

Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!

Tim: Nooooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to
the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.

Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you?

Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!

Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Soldier: You are now to America!

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost
a friend. (Gun shot)

Tim: Hoo Chi!

Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to
laugh!

Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm
done killin!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making
friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may
include patriotic garbage.

[loveline] Is it normal to have a circular bump on your penis that changes colors with your mood?[/loveline]

if their was more vagrants this country would be a better place

The metal plate in my head makes me shit myself when someone uses the microwave.

Lucy in the skyyyy with dye-mins. Lucy in the skyyyy wit dye-mons. OOHHAAAAAAAAAHHA. Some people say something something something something. Something something something something SMILE! Bum bum buh dum buh. (repeat 5 times).

This still doesn't feel the same to me. >: