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Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Hey pub. What's crackalackin'?

You. :wank

Seven Force just IMed me and pointed out that I am infact the one lacking a crack... That is gross, 7F. Keep it up & I'll block you again. >:

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2006 09:17 PM

Justin Woody... :lol

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Keep it up & I'll block you again. >:

This would be what, like the 7th time? :rolleyes

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 09:32 PM

Tip number #47 for attracting a woman online: if you're co-dependant, try not to let it show, as it could be a sign of weakness.

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 09:36 PM

Also, don't be juttin.

Sicktodeathmx Aug 13th, 2006 10:53 PM

So how was everyone's weekend?

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 11:13 PM

It was shitty, how about yours?

Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Tip number #47 for attracting a woman online: if you're co-dependant, try not to let it show, as it could be a sign of weakness.

:lol @ 'attracting a woman online'

That's like hunting lions in the Arctic. If there is a lion there, you're not going to fucking catch it.

Actually, if there was a lion in the Arctic, I think it would have to be pretty stupid; a leotard if you will. :pun

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2006 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Hey pub. What's crackalackin'?

You. :wank

Seven Force just IMed me and pointed out that I am infact the one lacking a crack... That is gross, 7F. Keep it up & I'll block you again. >:

hahahahaha, seven force is my favorite person today :lol

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 12:11 AM

Figures. :(

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2006 12:17 AM

Man, fuck, I just played Ninja gaiden again, and I gotta say it wasn't as much fun as I remembered. You should only get it if you enjoy getting your ass kicked by faggot samurai on horseback while being shot at by eqully faggy shaman who can respawn infinitely while trying to control the faggoty ass camera, because you'll be doing a lot of that in the second level. It doesn't even have an easy mode if you die enough, like in DMC 3. :(

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 12:26 AM

So Guitar Woman, will you be participating in Mock Wars 2K6?

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Man, fuck, I just played Ninja gaiden again, and I gotta say it wasn't as much fun as I remembered. You should only get it if you enjoy getting your ass kicked by faggot samurai on horseback while being shot at by eqully faggy shaman who can respawn infinitely while trying to control the faggoty ass camera, because you'll be doing a lot of that in the second level. It doesn't even have an easy mode if you die enough, like in DMC 3. :(

its like you can see into my horrible night visions :eek

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2006 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
So Guitar Woman, will you be participating in Mock Wars 2K6?

ha ha, good one

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 12:38 AM

Well, how was your night?

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2006 12:43 AM

Meh, I went to my gaming buddy's place and played half life 2, but all that did was make me wish I had PC that could run it. :(

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2006 12:45 AM

Or a new power cord for my PS2 so I could play area 51. :(

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 12:56 AM

what you really need is extra money :(

GW are you willing to earn that extra money :eek

it will involve your knees being scraped on a somewhat consistant basis but hey no pain no gain :lol

Juttin Aug 14th, 2006 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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DIE SEVENFORCE :|

What did he do this time? Seriously, you can't just call his whole behavior as deserving death, that's some Hezbollah shit right there, and you ain't no terrorist, Woody.

It was a twist on what I used to say, HI SEVENFORCE :|


Yes, my name sounds like Erect Penis...

You got a problem with that? >:

Juttin Aug 14th, 2006 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Also, don't be juttin.

Bah, fuck the internet.

Why try when you already know a girl in real life. Who likes to say she loves you, then later, forgets everything and becomes a bitch, then dumps you, then begs to be friends after you mentally and physically erase and block her out of your life.

OH GOD, NO :tear

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 10:31 AM

I bet her tits are filled with tapioca.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by juttin
Yes, my name sounds like Erect Penis...

You got a problem with that? >:

Well... Does the name fit?

Do you infact look like an erect penis?

If you don't, could you show a picture of your face side by side a picture of your erect penis?

Seriously.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 07:34 PM

As I'm already talking about them:
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
a penis?

I pity someone whose penis looks like either of those.

GW only has a hazy idea of what they look like as she's usually already running pretty fast when they appear. :eek



:(

Guitar Woman Aug 14th, 2006 07:59 PM

cocks are gross :x

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 08:04 PM

While I'll concede that cocks are gross, vaginas are way worse, therefore cocks win.

COCKS ALWAYS WIN!


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