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Tadao Jun 10th, 2009 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632485)
I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?


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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631352)
I can tell that you are one of those little boys who thinks that talking to girls is like playing chess, and then never get up the nerve cause your skills are nil.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631319)
Hahahaaha, I see you haven't learned how to talk to girls.
:lol:lol:lol

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631329)
Recover from your melancholy? You say gay ass shit like that all the time huh? Way to be a man. There is no way in hell you could ever learn the way of the pigtail.

Fucking puss ass bitch.

:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jun 10th, 2009 02:55 PM

The way to get women tight in the pants over you is to get across the fact that you don't give a shit whether they live or die

trust me on this

RaNkeri Jun 10th, 2009 03:07 PM

GW knows women :rolleyes

Ayatollah Jun 10th, 2009 03:12 PM

throw off the chains of oppression from the western infidels johnathan. while unity of islam is not one of race it is one of faith and faith is stronger than blood. you do not need their cowardly edit. stand proud of words you speak. i declare a fatwa - none will speak against true believers johnathan.

be one with allah johnathan and forsake the pleasures of the flesh with women. praise allah.

Jonathan Clement Jun 10th, 2009 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayatollah (Post 632544)
throw off the chains of oppression from the western infidels johnathan. while unity of islam is not one of race it is one of faith and faith is stronger than blood. you do not need their cowardly edit. stand proud of words you speak. i declare a fatwa - none will speak against true believers johnathan.

be one with allah johnathan and forsake the pleasures of the flesh with women. praise allah.

Fuck you. Yeah, it's funny 3000 FUCKING PEOPLE DIE HORRIFICALLY ON 9/11!!! Also, Islam THRIVES on it's promises of endless sex in the afterlife, so you're obvious not a muslim.

The Leader Jun 10th, 2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632574)
3000 FUCKING PEOPLE DIE HORRIFICALLY ON 9/11!!!

It's a shame that you weren't one of them.

RaNkeri Jun 10th, 2009 04:09 PM

Don't blame muslims for 9/11, blame terrorists

Ayatollah Jun 10th, 2009 04:16 PM

i adamantly condemned atrocity of 9/11. islam thrives on the word of allah as given by muhammad. i have always found it shameful so many think physical desire exists in spiritual existence. vile terrorists promises carnal pleasure in afterlife. this is how we are same. you and i. both loathing the vile lies of the terrorists that claim to do will of allah.

Jonathan Clement Jun 10th, 2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 632576)
It's a shame that you weren't one of them.

Don't even JOKE about that!

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 632578)
Don't blame muslims for 9/11, blame terrorists

Do you honestly think that some guys just got up one day and said "Hey, I think I'm gonna go fly some planes into a building and attribute it to islam!"?

Dimnos Jun 10th, 2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 632576)
It's a shame that you weren't one of them.

:lol

Jonathan Clement Jun 10th, 2009 04:19 PM

Oh, thanks guys! Now I have to make multiple posts when I see the messages updated! You never THOUGHT of that, did you?

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Originally Posted by Ayatollah (Post 632582)
i adamantly condemned atrocity of 9/11. islam thrives on the word of allah as given by muhammad. i have always found it shameful so many think physical desire exists in spiritual existence. vile terrorists promises carnal pleasure in afterlife. this is how we are same. you and i. both loathing the vile lies of the terrorists that claim to do will of allah.

READ THE QUARAN.

The Leader Jun 10th, 2009 04:20 PM

You should probably read it too.

ZeldaQueen Jun 10th, 2009 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632583)
Do you honestly think that some guys just got up one day and said "Hey, I think I'm gonna go fly some planes into a building and attribute it to islam!"?

More like an underground group of extremist Muslims waited for years blaming America for various hardships to the point in which they said "If we did this, maybe it will make things better for Islam!", without actually realizing how nasty or horrid their actions were.

Consider the people who bomb abortion clinics in the name of Christianity. Do you blame all Christians for those? No. Just because a bunch of wingnuts on the fringe decide to do something horrible doesn't mean everyone in that group agrees with it.

Jonathan Clement Jun 10th, 2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 632589)
More like an underground group of extremist Muslims waited for years blaming America for various hardships to the point in which they said "If we did this, maybe it will make things better for Islam!", without actually realizing how nasty or horrid their actions were.

Consider the people who bomb abortion clinics in the name of Christianity. Do you blame all Christians for those? No. Just because a bunch of wingnuts on the fringe decide to do something horrible doesn't mean everyone in that group agrees with it.

I get where you're coming from, but the point is is that Religions POISONS minds, and moderates are just enablers. Religion infects people with this idea hell, the most vile, despicable concept to ever come of the the mind of man, in addition to this reward of heaven. Religion screws peoples morality. When you assume there's a blissful afterlife, morality makes no sense, and that's why atheists make up the tiniest part of the prison population compared to the general population. An atheist knows that if he kills somebody, it CAN'T be undone! He KNOWS that if he commits a wrong, he can't seek the forgiveness of a God, only that persons forgiveness. Religion only demeans life and tells us that this life is something to be hated and despised.

So, no, religion IS the problem. Not the people.

RaNkeri Jun 10th, 2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632583)
Do you honestly think that some guys just got up one day and said "Hey, I think I'm gonna go fly some planes into a building and attribute it to islam!"?

You can't judge the whole muslim world because of the actions of few.

By your logic it would be right for us to hate all the germans because they were responsible for the holocaust during WW2.

Or if a black person kills a white person it would be right to judge every black person in the world as a murderer and condemn them.

Or judge every american as a child killer and torturer because of what some of US soldiers have done.

You're fucking retarded

The Leader Jun 10th, 2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632596)
So, no, religion IS the problem. Not the people.

For some reason I don’t see how people of God who only live to help their fellow man without passing judgment is a bad thing.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2009 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 632589)
without actually realizing how nasty or horrid their actions were.

They weren't bad people, just misled? I do nasty and horrid things because I like doing nasty and horrid things.

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632596)
religion IS the problem. Not the people.

Even without religion there will still be greed and anger and jealousy. Few are the crimemakers that consider forgiveness from their God as they commit the crime.

Ayatollah Jun 10th, 2009 04:39 PM

qur'an tells us that if we are righteous in this life we will find companions in afterlife. some who would wish others to their will twist this into the meaning of carnal pleasure.

religions are not poison jonathan. they are beautiful teachings try to promote greatness. infidels twist teachings of allah to trick their own mind and minds of others to justify their actions.

atheists are cowards who try hide from duty and more sad themselves. your logic suggest atheists could kill indeterminately without fear of punishment in afterlife. after all in this life we are but specks of dust in the cosmos.

Dimnos Jun 10th, 2009 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 632589)
Consider the people who bomb abortion clinics in the name of Christianity. Do you blame all Christians for those? No. Just because a bunch of wingnuts on the fringe decide to do something horrible doesn't mean everyone in that group agrees with it.

JC probably blames the babies for being conceived in the first place. I mean if they hadnt decided to grow there in the first place they wouldnt have been aborted. JC is a baby hater. >:

Guitar Woman Jun 10th, 2009 05:12 PM


What the fuck is up with that airline food?

I bet it's a secret plot by Christians to put observation chips into our hands and steal any potential mates I've been stalking!

ZeldaQueen Jun 10th, 2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632596)
So, no, religion IS the problem. Not the people.

But it's people who start the religions. A religion begins when a person (or group of people) decide "This is how I think things went and how they ought to be". Then you get enough people to agree with it and it becomes a religion.

A religion is just an idea. Without people to think it up and follow it, a religion is nothing.

Tadao Jun 10th, 2009 06:16 PM

ZQ. CHESS. NOW!

LordSappington Jun 10th, 2009 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 632531)
Be more specific!



Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!

So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, HONKEY

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2009 06:26 PM

Come back when you have an insulting word for being white, Sapps. ;)

Haha, you can't because everyone knows being white is AWESOME!

The Leader Jun 10th, 2009 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 632649)
So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now?

He edited that out of his post so he wouldn't offend anyone. :lol


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