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With all due respect, I'm amazed that Martin Short is hysterical in anything. And that goes double for that doppelganger Jamie Kennedy.
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Apparently, it's just arrested development and the three amigos. Also, Innerspace is an alright movie.
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haven't seen Innerspace since elementary school.
I got an iced coffee at the Tim Horton's drive-thru this morning. This dog was staring at me the entire time. |
Arressted Development is awesome and im sorry I didnt catch it when it was starting on TV
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IT WAS COVERED IN BUGS!
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Clifford was actually funny. Arrested Development speaks for itself.
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I should totally watch Arrested Development
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I enjoyed Arrested Development.
The Job guy was on Sesame Street the other day, doing magic. |
I saw a fat girl in turquoise jeans today.
My instant thought was 'If I was a guy, I'd cum on those. Then she might not wear them again' |
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I laughed really hard when I saw that. I was just like "Hahahahahaha, stupid muppets." |
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Ah well. I'd still have done it.
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You can still leave snail trails all over them.
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SHRUBFEST YOU CAN CUM ON MY JEANS ANYDAY. ;)
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I had a traumatic experience.
I was bored with my other projects and decided to do some spring-cleaning. We have a sofa bed that my grandmother gave me a few years ago. We'd only ever used it as a couch, and I don't know if she ever used it as a bed. Anyway, I thought I'd unfold it and clean it out. So I unfold it and start vacuuming up the little dust globs, the standard crumby bits, all that. There's a gob of something dusty and brown and I assume that it's some stray couch stuffing. (FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING) As I'm vacuuming it reappears a couple of times and I impatiently bat it aside until I can get to it. Finally I get to the bottom of the mattress and there it is where I can get a close look. And then I see that it's a dead spider, a little bigger than a ping-pong ball if you count the balled-up and still hairy legs. Probably closer to a golfball really. If I'd had any presence of mind, I would have taken a pic of it and tried to ID it to see if it had come from wherever the couch was manufactured, or if it was something domestic. But I didn't, and instead I squeaked like a little girl and pointed the still-running vacuum at it and thwock it was gone. I.....touched it. Uggggggghghghghghgh. |
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Please make the picture in your sig a fuck of a lot smaller.
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