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Is it one of those creepy worn out ones that all the pedophiles wear?
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Old hats are the best kind.
I've been told I have a "hat face", which I think must be a nice way of telling a person they'd look better if a wide brim were pulled down over it. I have to wear a big floppy hat when it's sunny because I burn and don't have too much leeway for skin cancer treatment. |
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Isn't there a sun block lotion that will protect you or is it not worth the risk?
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I use industrial-strength sunblock, but you can't get it on your scalp without gooping up your hair.
The weird thing is, from the elbows and knees down, I tan. And can get very dark. Otherwise, I'm white as white can be. My eye doctor says there are even freckles inside my eyeballs. |
Those are the eyes of an axe murderer.
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damn straight they are.
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I haven't used a hat during spring/summer/autumn since elementary school. During winter time I now and then wear a tuque though :(
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I can see you in this
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Oh, I do have my grandpa's fedora (I guess it's a fedora) which he used during the 50s' and 60s'.
I'm totally gonna use it when I'm older so it'd look more natural on me. I don't want to be one of these lame-ass poser faggot teens you can see wearing them. Man, and to think I asked my grandma to send it to me when I was like 8 because me and my friends were playing FBI/CIA/secret agents and I wanted to wear a hat. :( |
Oh Please tell me they had a knock off of the Aretha Franklin hat she wore to Obama's inauguration....and that you bought it:lol
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I've heard those knockoffs are popular, actually. But no. The least expensive hat was $65, and my income doesn't currently allow for that. I went home with a $9 skirt marked 75% off, making the grand total a whopping $3 or thereabouts, with taxes.
Big spender. |
Hats are over rated anyway. Just pull off a long sleeved shirt till it's just at your hairline then use the long sleeves to tie it in back of your head. Ta Daaaa!
Guarentee the Queen will give you a nod for that one. And Michelle Obama will want one, and the Smithsonian will want one. |
I wore a black skirt on my head for Halloween once while I took a group of kids trick or treating. Some people really thought I was a nun.
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So you feeling OK after the Dr visit ...or should I make some more bad jokes about nuns and pixie sticks to try and cheer you up.
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to induce vomiting?
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either/or
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^ Nice...
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I'm fine. I just have to up some meds to combat the general sucks-to-be-me that has steadily been increasing in the past few years.
Another trip to the pharmacy, whoop-de-fuck and woe is me. |
Feeling frisky Kitsa?
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I also just got stabbed in the finger with a pufferfish spine. It drew blood. This should prove interesting due to the fish allergy.
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