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Eh, it all happens around the same time. |
What the fuck is that?
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Mordy Mermeltashen. Duh. :lol
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DUUUUHHHHH.
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That is not a Jew nose :/
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but it is circumcised.
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and hairless
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I still can't believe they put that thing on a kid's page.
And why is it flesh colored? |
Did you get a load of how he looks during party time? Is this really a kids page?
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Yep, aish is a huge Jewish site and that's their kids page.
Here's Mordy with his son, who I understand is a little prick. |
And here I thought the Japanese were strange! Thank god I'm not the only one embarrassed by my blood line.
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Lol, I get a visual of several female Jewish comedians from that.
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The only thing yet to be determined is which gender's organs it actually is.
Edit: I can't believe I missed these coloring book pages. http://www.aish.com/purimfamily/puri...ring_Pages.asp |
That's the great thing. It is both. Point up in masculine, point down is feminine. Make them hump and you'll see stars!
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Now I need to bake some and make them hump :(
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hehe
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Weird. I just got a call from one of the bf's coworkers. I don't think he knew he was calling me, he must have been set up somehow.
He stammered that he liked the oreo balls I made for their Christmas party and quickly got off the line. |
Hehe sounds like a phone joke gone awfully bad.
Hi, is your refrigerator in a can? |
Poor bastard, having to call me. I knew who it was when I heard the name, but I accused him of being the bf's "other woman" just the same. I think he thought I was serious.
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Maybe they thought you would be rip roaring drunk.
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Speaking of which, I think it's time to switch from coffee to vodka.
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Just add the vodka to the coffee, it'll be okay.
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It will never be ok. Dave Blood has been dead 5 years to the day.
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