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Stealing stuff is not cool! Especially if you're not in school. You would be a fool, or maybe a tool.
Was it like a "Requiem for a Dream" stealing stuff thing they were doing for their indulgent drug habit? |
oh i see :O
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You know what I realized? I need to play Typing Shark more often because I keep having to edit my posts.
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i hate that stupid requiem for a dream movie.
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What about Pi? It was better. And not about drugs. Well, it sorta wasn't about drugs. |
that was kind of dumb, too. When i first watched it I kind of liked it but after the second and third watching i hated it.
the only thing i liked about requiem for a dream was when the refridgerator came to life because it scared me. |
I thought when he dove into the toilet, that was pretty funny.
And for Pi, poking the brain and getting hit by a train. Not that it's a funny movie. It can be confusing as hell on your first watch, too. |
My I-Mockery stickers came. On the back it said, "Thanks Glen!" and inside was an extra sticker that was shiny. Now I am happy.
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I got an email from a guitar guy that said this....
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either he's retarded and he needs help making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or he wants gay sex with you
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:lol :(
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Oh man, Wayne's WOrld 2 is the funniest movie ever.
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I'm going to ban me some newbs if I don't start getting some attention pretty soon. >:
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You're awesome.
You suck. |
haha, thanks. ;)
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I love you. >:
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I LIKE PATATAHS.
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MOCK WARS, PLZ.
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guys did anyone remember to celebrate the threadniversary :(
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i thought about it ;<
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i celebrated with alchol and makin willi stay the fuck up! hahaha
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Man Lenor you're a loose cannon I hope you didn't celebrate with too much "alchol" :x
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I saw a chick on Girls Gone Wild just now. She looks like Dustin Hoffman.
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I bet you saw a few chicks on Girls Gone Wild.
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I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?
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i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O
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dosn't tea have caffiene?
i'm not sure about you guys, but after i get up i usually urinate |
As do I.
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The tea is decaffinated.
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Pussy.
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Sometimes after I wake up I take two shits in a row :O i also urinate.
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FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt :( Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump. |
I am what I eat.
Also. I eat a lot then take a huge shit at night. |
I think you need to go back on your meds, man.
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:lol
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you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!
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must be all the pork filling your bowels with porkiness.
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I POOP TOO MUCH.
And then I get tired. |
Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?
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That's what she said.
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why arn't you banned you were worse than the uncle sham
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for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.
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don't stick Cheetos in your bum :(
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flaming hot cheetoes are so good dude but only if i have like a ice cold soda because those are flamin' man the bag don't lie
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I stuck it behind my ear and it somehow came out of my butt :O
MAGIC |
somone needs to make a gif of a spinning bag of flaming hot cheetoes and the background will be a explosion and the bag will be aflame
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my friend once got so stoned he put a car battery inside some cheetoes & drove that shit down the freeway going 35
man was he was so high |
I'm going to go buy some beer...what snack doesn't make your hands greasy?
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fruits
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Pretzels? Just don't get the honey mustard bite ones. I'm assuming you want bar food to go with your beer.
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:/ I'm not a big fruit guy
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vegetables? a bowl of rice? hell, anything with utensils should fit the bill
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Oh hey guys if it makes you feel any better, with the bi-polar medication I'm on, if I drink a beer and fall asleep, I won't wake up.
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I like spicy and crunchy
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I have a can of Wasabi peas...I'm not into them anymore.
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Why don't you buy some chips and some good fresh salsa.
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Spicy trail mix? Usually whatever shit they put on things to make it hot will make your hands greasy or powdery.
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I want indian food so bad right now, especially samosas.
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When I worked at Goodwill this guy came in and asked if we had any toasters and I showed him some in the housewares section and like a minute later I come back and he's jerking off in the housewares section. So we chase him out of the store and he's hobbling with his pants around his ankles and tries to jump on his bike and get away. Guess who won.
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your sister and now you have a retarded nefew
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I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail. Which I guess is wished upon in here. Not that it matters because my sister is infertile too.
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Fartin is that from one of your scripts
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You carried that all the way from another topic? Geez. I like him too, except for the hair.
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Shut up jerk nobody likes you.
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My mother likes me. Therefore you are wrong. Mr. Wrong. Go be wrong somewhere else. And for the record, I don't like you either.
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or phoning me :/
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oh, that'll never stop schnookums
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ps. ring ring
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I'm getting indian food now hopefully the spices will chase away my flu :O
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I did that once and got hershey squirts.
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Waitwaitwait. Back up a bit.
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Dude I was wondering what that meant too. And what's with the "Infertile sister" thing anyway?
it weirded me out :( |
I'm wondering if Noob3 was that far off in calling him inbred.
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I just got Burning Crusade, but I can't get it to work. :(
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Even the Wow porn?
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i guess dehydratedsonofporkman is never going to be posting here D: |
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:rolleyes
Did you meet Roseanne, yet? |
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THAT HAS SEXUAL INNUENDO AND IS INNAPROPRIATE. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING.
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We'll have none of that lewd suggestiveness here, bud.
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Your little guy to the left is flashing me and I find you inappropriate.
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OBSCENITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
Ok, who's the snitch?
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