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When I first saw the number of pages I almost FREAKED
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uh ohhh i might have a job ez-mart :x
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lol ezmart SUCKS
but i think they have 5th avenues :) steal me like a whole box |
You can use your keyboard to adjust the volume of objects 10-30 feet away? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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what kind of whiney baby are you i use to work 14 hours a day delivering pizza no less and by the end of the day i would be so delerious that i wouldnt even know where to go so i'd just drive around getting high & the order would be so late i would just make them pay for it anyways but then my work assumed it was free so i kept the money
that job closed down :o i will always miss smoking cigarettes while making the sauce cups with my added special ingredient :o ash :o |
i wasn't whining, b*tch
8hrs is good compared to my last couple jobs ;o |
what working at the buckle for 4 hours 1 of which was lunch time at the foodcourt? :lol
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lol i wanted a job at the buckle shut up but my cars broke so i cant get there :X
AND NO I MEAN MCDONALDS |
I hate hearing about what food service creeps do to the food that I end up buying :<
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we had so many roaches, they LOVED the parmasean. if we didn't cover it, they would like rush to it & dive in it like scrooge mcduck except instead of gold coins it was smelly parmesean which apparently they liked alot
and they liked the salad dressing too one time some college kids were at the buffet and they were like "theres a roach in the 1000 island" and we were like "OH." they left. we just fished the roach out and put it back out on the line |
i said 'hate', not 'love'
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one time this really fat guy ordered our large calazone which came with like 4 toppings and he was like "4x CHEEZE" we all were laughing so hard by the time it came out of the oven and we nick named it the "constipation calazone"
who would eat such a thing :( |
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do you say one-thousand island, noob3? ;<
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whatever the hell that dressing is called i thoughit was "thousand island"
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okay okay i call it thousand islaand but the way you typed it i thought you said it like one-thousand island :x
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This new loading graphic just makes me want to post all day :<
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I-Mockery Chat Room (the n word)
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I must be saying NIGGAS! :eek too much again. ;(
NIGGAS! :eek |
I officially have no ideas for the Flag Ninja contest. I just made the most tasteless and stupid thing I could think of and sent it in.
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Darkie.
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Let me see this loading graphic here
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Haha that's cool I want to see it again
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I didn't really like the change at first but now I think these new forums are schnazzy as fuck :picklehat
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The problem with this is retards who are gonna post just to see that guy, i.e. me
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I don't mind seeing you post alot, baby. :love
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Pub's going to get more personal time with Stan than any of us :<
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What is with this idea that everyone has?
I don't post all that much. |
YOU POST IN YOUR DREAMS
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Indeed. :(
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horray for new avatars
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does anyone have the new tom waits albums?
it seriously rocks everything ever. i fucking love it so much |
Rongi at first I was going to ask you why you have a David Duchovney avatar boy is my e-face red.
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hahaha i love you milhouse :D
rest in peace bill :( |
I've got them. Waits is King. The man has the gift of noise.
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I've been meaning to pick up more Hicks albums but they're controlled by Rykodisc who are a bunch of price-gouging fucks.
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Bill Hicks investigating paranormal crimes would have been... I don't know. Terrible or fantastic? A subtle blend perhaps.
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he was obviously a homosexual to smoke 100's anyways
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so far i've only listened to the first disc of orphans. my favorite might be Lucinda i think i might buy bone machine soon |
9000th post.
Or something. Yeah. ;( |
Pfft yeah that used to be a lot :rolleyes
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congrats the only post count i was excited about was 3333 but then I made a 3334 post by accident :/
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Hey guys, check my profile. Can you see my infractions? & is ****** uncensored? :eek
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Neither does the world.
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has anybody noticed that jokes about aids arent funny anymore?
i blame the internet |
i wish i had my comics i made a long time ago for my "i have aids" comic
but they were all deleted by geocities true story |
I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.
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that really sucks, noob. i remember thinking those comics were great.
are there any good webcomics left? one of my favorites died a year ago ( sexy losers :( ). i love marc m's comics on sick animation, but i need MORE |
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disabled your posting for a two hour period cause you're acting like a retarded garden tool. Seriously...you couldn't even make it into industrial plant grooming.
Anyhoo, I don't normally do anything to moderate the forum but i have nothing better to do and you're here bein' a dick...so you know |
Whatever. The jerks just couldn't handle how awesome we are!
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Tropical: for fuck sake, can chojin make a Tropical's NSFW board that is jerk friendly
Pub Lover: No. Pub Lover: You're on the wrong irony setting. You need to crank it up past 20 Pub Lover: I-Mockery isn't about jerking off. It's about the cock punch. Tropical: i mock sucks Pub Lover: Fine. Don't go there Tropical: fine What is up with people thinking that thread is really about posting good porn? Is porn that hard to find on the internet? AHY DOHN'T THIIINK SO! |
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That was one of your infractions, right?
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I got infracted for being too cool, according to Chojin. I tried to get an appeal, but he pmed me back saying "fuck u"
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I wanted to give rog an infraction for 2000 points for starting a new forum, but it wouldn't let me :<
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what happens if i get 3 points of infraction?
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How many points does it take to win?
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HEY FATHOM I'LL TRADE YOU MY POINTS FOR FIVE DOLLARS
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can i get an infraction if i say the word niggеrs :(
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WATCH OUT, THOUGH
3 Infractions, and you lose your car |
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well spelling IS important, after all
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My profile pic doesn't seem to be appearing.
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Goddam I'm stupid.
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Oh shit. The Undertaker just challenged Lashley for the ECW belt at Wrestlemania.
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g'night guys!
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l8r man
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Is anyone else seeing the Secret REView Forum? :eek
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No, what are talking about, that's weird lol lol lol
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hey guys i like the quick reply thing
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I don't know what that's about. Emily says she can't see the upcoming pieces forum so I doubt it has anything to do with my usergroup.
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you guys are a bunch of sinners :(
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I'm still a virgin what gives
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I thought ppl came here
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Join Date: Jan 1970 <<<<<<<<<<THE HELL
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People don't come here at 9 AM, AChimp 2
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In other words, most of us have jobs.
I've just been sick this week ;< |
morning, ******s
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g'mornin nooob3 and chojin!
i'm about to head to school, i hope you two have a great day :D p.s. get well soon! |
i am about to go to school too, i don't want to go it's like freezing ass out there :(
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i don't want to go because i have a massive headache and i hurt my wrist this morning ;<
but anyway afk! |
pfft i always have headaches when i wake up i think there's somthing wrong with my brain :( i have brainworms :o
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Guys I'm going to be sculpting naked people today. I suck at that.
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it's ok to sculpt with an erection
BYE GUYS TIME FOR SCHOOL |
But sculpting with it?
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yah, well, speaking of pains, my stupid tmj jaw $#%^^ has been acting up again the last few days. this morning i was in tears almost by the time i got the kids to the sitters'. my two-year-old said, "i hope you feel better, mommy. i will pray for you." :aw i brought the heating pad to school with me, along with 800 mg. motrin. :( it's been at least a couple of years since i've had it this badly. :(
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