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I'll be delivering morning papers

Atleast I get to do whatever I want during daytime.

I played a video game of that back in the eighties, I can tell that you are in for a lot of fun.

Dude are they going to have a sweet obstacle course after your rout?

I barely even get to use the bicycle, most of the buildings here are apartments :(

I'll make sure to post some pics of my trusty roadwarrior though

HAVE FUN GETTING PULLED INTO THE SEWER

fuck yeah the hot one.

she expects me to be willing to move back to west virginia to be with her. haha. i told her that if she's "ever in the smokies and in need of a poke" to call me.

Hah! That'll learn that cunt.

she said she'd come visit me if i had a bed. OOPS.

Tell her you have a bed. Im assuming you dont have a bed.

currently i'm living in someone else's house, on their living room floor. i am not inviting some skank here just so i can juggle her titties.

anyway when i do get my own place i'll probably just get a futon.

Will they let he fuck you in the living room if she dances for them?

dance for me, boy! just like your mother used to!

Oh great, I'm supposed to leave soon and it's fucking raining

Its not JUST so you can juggle her titties. Its also for the surprise on her face when she sees that you have no bed.

I doubt it will be a surprise

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

I'm off to work, bitchin'

GOOD LUCK YOU HERO OF FINLAND!

Comedy Central has started airing Just Shoot Me, and I'm ok with that. :(

i always get just shoot me and the naked truth confused for some reason

Equal hatred for Moore and Spade?

that or equal boners for sangiacomo and leoni :o

she was great in The Stand.

Stephen King is one of the few things that remind me that I'm not American. :(