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What's your record on consecutive braks?

who gives a shit? :rolleyes

I remember back when he used to get angry about getting the page break. :o

I mean, surely Pub isn't so lame that he would count his pagebraks and be proud of them :rolleyes

ANGRY FIVE POST RANT

PAGE BREAK

SON OF A BITCH! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN PAGE BREAK!

:lol

The people do

Also, they should make a METAL WIZARD OF OZ

And a rubber Dorthy.

No clue. It never occured to me to keep track.
Do you remember a time when I was funny? :(
If I had thought to I would've. :x
Typing in all capital letters was such fun. Good times. :tear

What would you guys do to an intersection in Portland to improve it

Describe this in detail because I don't want to do any writing today

Portland, OR or Portland, ME ?

Either way I would turn it into a roundabout and put a giant statue of myself shirtless with my bulging biceps in the middle of it.

Oregon.

It can be anything, too, there are no guidelines on this project and I have no idea what the point of it is but I'm not going to pass without doing it

ALSO I ALREADY THOUGHT OF A GIANT STATUE OF MYSELF BE MORE CREATIVE

I would build an interstate on-ramp and drive to the beach for makeouts and drinks in the setting sun. :sunglasses

No off-ramp though. No one wants to be in Oregon.

A secret tunnel to Barbados is a better idea

thanks for nothing, nerds

How about a popstickle stand? People still like buying popstickles, right?

But the last bite always falls off the stick!

I would rename the streets to RAMONA QUIMBY AVENUE and BEEZUS DRIVE and put a big Beverly Cleary museum there.

Hey guys, FistfulOAwesome is FistfulONerdy. :x

FistfulOParagraphs

I went to a restroom inside a hospital lab and there was a HUGE puddle of urine on the floor. When I told the lab worker (in case they wanted to, I don't know, clean it the hell up), she laughed and pointed to some elderly patient. She said, "Oh, that's just Trudy, she does that all the time."

What the hell? If you know someone is going to piss on the floor of your bathroom all the time, why don't you send someone in to wipe it up before you tell the next person to go in? Or are we supposed to splash through it and go, "Oh, that Trudy!"

I don't get people.

The watch too much Scrubs.

That's the second urine-puddle run-in I've had in a hospital. The first time I was in an ER room and stepped in a random puddle of cold piss with only socks on my feet. It was so fucking gross, I showered the second I got home.