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:pagebrak
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TY
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man, remember pagers?
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Did Clement leave already?
I was going to suggest he read Ayn Rand and watch hilarity ensue. |
Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls.
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call. I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes. Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste. I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11. I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levee. I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae. I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready. |
Sam, I told you to dance.
It works alot better. but i still loves you |
LADIES LOVE SAM
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i'm not sure i'm a "lady"
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YOU COUNT
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I NOTICED
i'm a little retarded, just in case no one figured that out yet. |
OKAY, SAM, THE GLOVES ARE OFF :rolleyes
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I KNOW YOU PISS IN THE GLOVES TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AND INSULATED
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BETTER TO PISS IN YOUR OWN GLOVES THAN TO DIE FROM FREEZING LIKE A PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes
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BETTER TO DIE A PUSSYMERICAN THAN A FINN
That's not true. :< |
NO IT IS TRUE
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Ok. :)
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WHATEVER, ONE FINN EQUALS 10 PUSSYMERICANS
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Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.
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THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AMERICANS THEN FINS IS BECAUSE THE FINS ARE DYING DUE TO PISS HANDLING RELATED DISEASES
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Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.
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