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I have some Canadian short story book that had a story about a kid with "diabeetis". I remember the other kids taunting her and calling her "Fart! Fart! Diabeetic fart!"
That's what I always think of when I think of diabeetis. |
I wonder if their farts smell like candy.
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I'm so sorry. :(
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No, but if there are a lot of ketones, urine can smell funny.
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So, I'm sitting outside smoking a ciggerette and watching bees do flower things. It's a normal part of my day. I also start thinking about when I was a little kid, like 4th grade, and how I would do painful things to my arm to freak the other kids out. Then I start wondering if I can withstand most pain than most. Then I think about all the emotional pain I have shrugged off all these years. Then I look at a flower and notice I don't really see the beauty in it, I just avoid seeing the fact that it is dying.
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<3
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You wouldn't be able to stand it if you saw it.
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talk about super cynical o.o
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Do you write poems?
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A poem would only make it gayer.
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I love you Tadao. In a totally non-sexual manner.
Guess which part was a lie. |
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You got me.
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Isn't it nice when we all like different things?
I had a woman come up to me today and announce that she almost died when she had her baby. She said she had 5 pints of blood and 450+ stitches. I was trying to imagine a scenario in which 450+ stitches would make sense. Anyway, what the hell do you say to something like that? "Oh. Oh, wow." |
"Can I see the scar?" :(
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450 stitches is a lot of stitches. That baby would have had to explode out of her like in Alien or something.
Just for reference, Rodney Fox (mauled by a Great White) received 462 stitches. |
Maybe she gave birth to the baby from "It's Alive!" and it mauled her?
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I handled it very well I think.
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Ah! I see now. :tear
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My mommy used to cut my peanut butter sandwich into the shape of a T.
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