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But no... Really... They just slob the knob. No actual hoover action. |
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Come over here & I'll give you a hug. :( |
HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE YOUR USERNAME
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I'll give you guys a hint; the second "n" is silent.
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Last night my office flooded. The water has since retreated and has left a bunch of dead worms. It smells like a fucking bait shop in here. :(
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When life gives you worms, go fucking fishing.
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Well, the cops went to his house and the guy told them, I KNEW HE WAS CALLING YOU! Turns out it was a bi-yearly trash dump area that I, nor the cops knew about. We all had a good laugh, except for the old man with the stink eye. But yeah, it was broken useless shit and a bob cat was out there for 2 days dumping the mountain of junk into trucks. |
Weird that no one knew about it and that it was just in the middle of a cul de sac.
Usually whenever we put something out, the people across the street wait till dark and drag it over to their house. The guy next door is more blatant, he'll waddle right across the yard to come over and dig through stuff. |
This culdesac had no homes facing it, it was more of a turn about at the end of a long dead end street. Perfect place for it really. But my front porch faced it during my white trash hay day.
It must have been posted in the paper or something. When I found out it was legal, I started dumping useless shit there too. |
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...67.06,,0,22.06
Hahahaha my abandoned trailer home is gone. Oh city of Fresno, are you still looking for me? |
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I'm going to see a neurologist Tuesday. For the past few months, I've been having extreme memory loss (forgetting names, what I was doing while doing it, blanking out on hours at a time), vertigo and spacial recognition problems, and having muscle spasms in my right arm, where I start uncontrollably clenching my arm and hand.
I'm very, very nervous. :( |
I think it's a good idea to visit the neurologist.
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I was having shit like that too, and then I started going to sleep for more than 5 hours a night.
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I get bouts of that, but it's usually right after a migraine. I had one today actually.
The worst thing about being sick in bed is being sick, the second worst thing is knocking your vomit bucket over. The best thing is not having to go to work. |
ugh, sorry you're sick.
I was mad the other day at the doctor's office. I was due to have a breathing treatment and I heard the nurse coughing and hacking in the hallway. Then she came in, opened the bag of single-use mouthpieces for the treatment, dug around with her germy fingers and held out the mouthpiece to me with the mouth end still in her hand. I tried to make a joke of wiping off the mouthpiece, but dammit. Now I'm going to get sick. I know she didn't wash her hands. |
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I nearly choked on a medicine tablet.
I thought shit like that can't happen. |
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