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darkvare Dec 5th, 2012 01:23 PM

there's a demo on psn right now

Dr. Boogie Dec 12th, 2012 09:19 PM

They finally dropped the subscription fees for Secret World, but they still want you to buy the game itself. What is with those guys?

darkvare Dec 12th, 2012 10:06 PM

well the game didn't even lasted a year with subscriptions they need to pay them bills

Dr. Boogie Dec 12th, 2012 11:03 PM

They're supposed to run it like all the other new MMOs that have subscriptions:

1. Start with a retail game and a subscription.
2. Struggle.
3. Struggle.
4. Go Free 2 Play.
5. Struggle.
6. Release new content.
7. Fold.

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2012 08:47 PM

you forgot the first step

copy formulas of all other games ever made and release the game with only 20% of the content its supposed to have

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2012 07:32 PM



don't tell me how to run my life.png

darkvare Dec 31st, 2012 08:28 PM

how come noone is buying my shitty dota 2 chests

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2012 10:12 PM

because they're shitty

Guitar Woman Jan 2nd, 2013 07:42 PM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...y-XIII-Trailer

:lol

Look at that fucking thing she's wearing. LOOK AT IT!

That's legitimately the first Tetsuya Nomura character design that had me laughing out loud. That shit is a popped dracula collar, two halves of a skirt and two halves of a cape, gothic black leather shoulder pads tapering down into opera gloves, and a backless corset... thing. If you got rid of the non-leather parts of that outfit it'd be something from fucking Aeon Flux. Not to mention it's clipping into itself during that initial closeup. Fucking classy.

What really set me off though was the fucking sunglasses at the end. There are no words. Nomura's got to be just taking the piss out of himself at this point, there's no way he isn't.

darkvare Jan 3rd, 2013 01:21 AM

i don't get it why so much footage of her walking and doing thosse scripted jumps, even goes to triple camera

kahljorn Jan 3rd, 2013 06:01 AM

are they scripted?

i thought they were trying to show off that it was moreofanaction rpg like tales of series

darkvare Jan 3rd, 2013 01:49 PM

they look like the ones from the first ff13 but now that i look at the trailer i think they were trying to show of the city or town she was in

kahljorn Jan 3rd, 2013 08:44 PM

lol
that city was bad

King Hadas Jan 5th, 2013 05:27 PM

Squarenix making another FFXIII sequel baffles me. A quick google search and I find FFXIII-2 didn't sell so great and yet here's another one. Why? And let's not forget another one is in the works, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, which is still being developed.

What is their angle?

Esuohlim Jan 5th, 2013 09:08 PM

I'm probably going to buy my friend's Xbox 360. All he has is Halo and some Banjo Kazooie racing game, which I don't want. Name some great games and keep in mind that I'm a friendless shut-in so multiplayer is unacceptable.

darkvare Jan 5th, 2013 11:29 PM

xbox 360 exclusives only or are pc and ps3 multiplatforms ok too?

Dr. Boogie Jan 6th, 2013 02:14 AM

Shadow Complex was a fun Metroidvania-style game on XBLA.

Fathom Zero Jan 6th, 2013 02:24 AM

Guwange.

Splosion Man.

SOTN

Nick Jan 6th, 2013 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 764964)
Shadow Complex was a fun Metroidvania-style game on XBLA.

Did you know that game was actually based on a book?

Weird stuff.

Sam Jan 6th, 2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 764961)
I'm probably going to buy my friend's Xbox 360. All he has is Halo and some Banjo Kazooie racing game, which I don't want. Name some great games and keep in mind that I'm a friendless shut-in so multiplayer is unacceptable.

UNO

stevetothepast Jan 6th, 2013 07:34 PM

miner dig deep

Sam Jan 6th, 2013 09:07 PM

FUCKING HELL

darkvare Jan 7th, 2013 12:36 AM

spelunky and dust an elysian tale come to mind

Caricage Jan 8th, 2013 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 764961)
I'm probably going to buy my friend's Xbox 360. All he has is Halo and some Banjo Kazooie racing game, which I don't want. Name some great games and keep in mind that I'm a friendless shut-in so multiplayer is unacceptable.

Forza is a good game...

Although I don't know what games you're into.

Esuohlim Jan 8th, 2013 08:36 PM

Way to let me down big time Caricage

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2013 09:42 PM

TALES OF VESPARiA

Fathom Zero Jan 8th, 2013 10:15 PM

Dead Rising.

Zomboid Jan 9th, 2013 01:07 AM

Red Dead Redemption and Skyrim would definitely keep you busy for a while. Also, GTA 5 comes out soon enough.

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2013 01:16 AM

mass effect and beautiful katamari are good too

what kind of games do you even like

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2013 04:23 AM

Spelunky. Super Meat Boy.

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2013 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765011)
what kind of games do you even like

Xbox games hopefully!

Zomboid Jan 10th, 2013 06:23 PM

Milhouse, you're such a disease.

darkvare Jan 10th, 2013 07:53 PM

buy chojins game lol

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2013 10:59 PM

its got cheeseburgers

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2013 11:25 PM

Chojin's game involves riding a bike, right?

Who needs video games about riding a bike when I've got a bike.

jesus

darkvare Jan 14th, 2013 12:56 AM

it's not bike riding at least i don't think so

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2013 01:15 AM

its not a bike its thatthing xavier rides in the xmen cartoon

King Hadas Jan 15th, 2013 10:18 PM



CHOJIN DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

darkvare Jan 15th, 2013 11:54 PM

not that one the one he made for xbla and had this weird green backgrounds

darkvare Jan 15th, 2013 11:56 PM

this one

Zomboid Jan 16th, 2013 06:48 PM


Zomboid Jan 16th, 2013 06:52 PM

I completely forgot about that whole thing until Hadas linked to that other video. The music in that video is so annoying. My stars!

Nick Jan 18th, 2013 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 765115)
this one

That reminds me of Joust.

Only more generic, devoid of entertainment, and easier.

Nick Jan 18th, 2013 12:23 AM

So DmC came out. Its sales in America and Japan are dismal, yet despite everyone saying how awful it is every gaming publication and news site has given it a 8 or 9/10.

darkvare Jan 18th, 2013 12:32 AM

how do you know the sales are bad?

Nick Jan 18th, 2013 01:42 AM

peeped some of the numbers over at one of them fancy image boards.

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2013 05:38 AM

Why should I give a fuck about what video game fanatics say? They're like the sports douchebags that complain about fairweather fans.

Nick Jan 19th, 2013 01:15 PM

I suppose you shouldn't, but when it comes to a shit-tastic game like DmC who everyone said would be horrible and bomb turns out to be horrible and bombs, it's funny as shit.

darkvare Jan 19th, 2013 01:40 PM

i love the fact that they are selling a classic dante skin

Nick Jan 19th, 2013 09:30 PM

Yeah, apparently they still think that the reason people don't like it is because of how Dante looks. The reason normal gamers don't like it is because it's a piss-poor and short action game with an even shorter story, most of which is stolen from THEY LIVE! The hardcore DMC fans don't like it because it just absolutely shits on everything that the series was about.

Them putting that skin how shows just how worried they are since the game directer (Taneem) said before that the reason they didn't go with Old Dante's design was because he was too "outdated and old" of course then they put a skin from The Crow in it showing they don't give a shit how outdated something is right after.

Imma rent it, I gotta play this train wreck for myself.

darkvare Jan 19th, 2013 09:47 PM

so that's where super dante comes from i knew he looked familiar

Nick Jan 20th, 2013 03:22 AM

Nah, his Neo Dante skin is exactly like the Crow's outfit. They changed out it looked before it came out, though. Early screenshots of it show him looking exactly like the Crow. For the final release they turned all the wraps red and made his hair blond.

Also I found some proof.

http://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-v...s/videogames#3
DMC:HD Collection at 48 Best Seller Spot
http://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-v...s/videogames#5
DmC at 96 Best Seller Spot

Nick Jan 20th, 2013 05:52 PM

Found some original concept art of Dante.

http://i.imgur.com/zwSr0wu.jpg

Jesus Christ.


darkvare Jan 20th, 2013 11:07 PM

when i actually checked the amazon links, the new dmc was nowhere to be found

Nick Jan 20th, 2013 11:21 PM

Yeah, it's completely off the list now. Damn, knocked from 50 to past 100 in a day. That's a bad feel.

darkvare Jan 21st, 2013 12:26 PM

i just don't get it, when they announced dmc 4 and people cried about nero being the main character capcom said the same thing about it "we need a new character to not alienate new players" and now for some reason noone gives a crap about nero and they just decided to make a new dante for the same reasons they made nero

Nick Jan 21st, 2013 01:28 PM

People actually love DMC4 now, the only problem they have with it is that Capcom rushed it out the door so Dante's half of the game was cut. They gave Ninja Theory DmC to reboot because they wanted to dumb it down and get the COD audience.

Other words Capcom just wants to fuck all its franchises in the ass.

Dimnos Jan 21st, 2013 03:11 PM

Im more surprised a conversation about dmc has lasted this long.

Nick Jan 21st, 2013 03:46 PM

Nothing new has come out besides that, huh? Ni no Kuni comes out tomorrow. I can't wait.

darkvare Jan 21st, 2013 05:05 PM

i wanted anarchy reigns but there isn't a copy in my town so i'm waiting for god of war ascencion
i know we decided not to talk about dmc but this is freaking gold https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...elves/4sd9LD6P

Nick Jan 21st, 2013 06:14 PM

I've heard bad things abut Anarchy Reigns. I'd just rent it and wait for Metal Gear Rising.

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2013 02:45 AM

Conversely, I've heard nothing but good things about Anarchy Reigns from people with the same taste as me.

Nick Jan 22nd, 2013 05:58 AM

For a beat 'em up that focuses mainly on multiplayer, I'd definitely not plop down $60 on it. At least rent it first.

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2013 09:22 AM

Except that it's $30.

darkvare Jan 22nd, 2013 10:00 AM

i loved the japanese demo now i need to find a copy

Nick Jan 23rd, 2013 03:02 AM

Played the Metal Gear Rising demo today. S'alright. Still need to figure out how to parry and block well, though.

HickMan Jan 31st, 2013 01:32 AM

Is it just me or do the commercials for Aliens: Colonial Marines look like total shit?

Don't know if this has been brought up before...but figured I'd throw it out there

Nick Jan 31st, 2013 04:41 PM

Yeah, they turned it into a CoD with Aliens and tacked a watered down L4D multiplayer on it.

SuperYuriGagarin Apr 4th, 2013 01:14 PM

Colonial Marines is one of the greatest cluster fucks of modern gaming. It was in development "by gearbox software" for almost the entire time they produced Borderlands 1 and 2, and apparently much of the game was outsourced to different companies. Then when it came time for Gearbox to hammer all these outsourced assets together, none of it worked.

Guitar Woman May 22nd, 2013 01:49 AM



Xbox One, not to be confused with the Xbox 1, the only iteration that was actually worth owning.
Anyway cool cable box guys, where's that game console you said you were bringing out? :lol

Seriously though, it's like Microsoft saw everything wrong with the games industry and went "Oh man, I wonder if we could just compact this all into a fucking singularity, then sell it!" It's always online, it will not function without Kinect, and it requires you to pay fees for used games. And by "fees" I mean "the full retail price of the game." If you want to bring a copy of a game over to a friend's house you have to pay the price of the game again to be able to play it on their console. I just... why? Why would you do that? You're going to lose at least twice as much money from the lack of anyone buying this stupid fucking shit than you'd lose from used game sales. Holy fuck.

PS4 doesn't look so bad anymore, does it? I mean, it still looks like shit, but I know which of the two I'd get if forced to at gunpoint.

I've also been told that you can turn the thing on with voice commands. Does that mean Kinect is always listening to you? Is the camera always on? Is Bill Gates the Big Brother of IRL??? :o

zerothree May 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM

Xbox One is a dumb name first off. Like, Wii U dumb.

I'm totally done buying anything labeled Xbox, Since they first came out I went through two Xboxes and three 360s. I can't imagine the new one (ha) to be a well built machine.

Anyhoozle, I'm tired of all these "gaming" consoles that seem to have games the least important aspect of them. Seriously, who wants to watch TV through their console? Is it just some type of ploy to make sure you never turn off your Xbox?

The always online has been debunked... sort of. Sure, you don't need to be online all the time, but if you aren't you will miss out on updates and such that might keep you from playing games. Oh, and those updates? Yeah, they might be an every day occurrence. My PC doesn't even update that often.

The used game fee, no matter what the price you'll eventually have to pay, is bullshit. Gamestop's prices for some used games are bad enough, (Oh, only $54.99, HOLY SHIT, THE SAVINGS!) but to have another amount to pay on top of that is just bananas. Also, the not being able to play at a friend's house thing has been given an answer...
From Gamespot:
'Earlier today, a Wired report claimed the Xbox One would require secondhand users pay a fee to play used games. Hryb did not deny this in his statement today, saying only that there will be no fee for those who play their games at a friend's house, provided they sign in to their profile.
"Another piece of clarification around playing games at a friend's house--should you choose to play your game at your friend's house, there is no fee to play that game while you are signed in to your profile," he said'



To be signed into your profile requires you to be online of course.


Lastly, none of the announced games so far look that great to me. It's all just the same shit we already have, but prettier. I guess the same argument could have been made going from PS2-PS3 and Xbox-360 though.


I'm probably just going to be a hypocrite and will end up buying one anyway when something I want to play will come out for it exclusively, but I really hope that shit doesn't happen...


Dimnos May 22nd, 2013 05:09 PM

PC gaming is where its at. :\

Phoenix Gamma May 23rd, 2013 04:56 AM

I want to buy a new console, but Sony and Microsoft don't want me to :(

To be fair, I haven't touched my PS3 since Persona 4 Arena came out, and I haven't touched my Wii U since the Rayman Challenge levels first came out.

The console market is charging head-first into a market crash, and I'm not sure anyone knows what to do about it. To its credit, the XB1's unveil was better than the 360's, and it's the only one that seems to really understand living room integration. But I feel like the CoD audience can't support either console on its own, and the Wii U just doesn't have a pulse at all.

People who actually care about games have a PC, and maybe a 3DS. Consoles are more for the general audience, who's getting its gaming fix through tablets and phones and facebook.

EDIT: As for used games, I don't really care. Right now I have the income to buy new games (or wait for Steam sales). When I was in high school, though, I practically lived off of used games, so I'm bummed there's going to be kids at that age who can't scrap together money for a nicotine-laden Devil May Cry, or trading games with some weird dude in the parking lot who probably deals drugs but is the only guy in 20 miles who has a copy of Disgaea so you trusted him anyways and ended up at a creepy part of town you never new existed trying to find the game in a stranger's apartment under stacks of porn and The Boston Phoenix.

So it's a bummer to see that go away.

zerothree May 23rd, 2013 06:45 PM

Oddly enough, while I was in high school I bought Resident Evil 2 and X-Men vs. Street Fighter off a guy who most likely was also a drug dealer. Still, that was $15 well spent.

Dimnos May 24th, 2013 02:02 AM

In high school I was a drug dealer who also sold games. :\

kahljorn May 28th, 2013 05:21 PM

did you guys notice that the xbox one can also be used as a watercooler?

i think you'll all be saving money on watercoolers in the future

also the tv thing isn't so bad does it mean that microsoft is becoming its own broadcasting station? so like internet tv instead of regular tv?
but yea i still dont really buy xboxes for television i guess.

kahljorn May 28th, 2013 05:22 PM

so does anybody else want to talk more about really dumb ideas?

my outrage at the videogame industry keeps me busy

honestly the most use im gonna get out of this xbox one is being outraged about it

Dimnos May 30th, 2013 05:48 PM

Shut up and log onto league. Im tired of playing with so many ass hats. >:

kahljorn May 31st, 2013 11:21 PM

im tired of playing with random hispanics

i dunno if its because the internet and videogames are new to the third world, but man they are horrible. if they dont feed or play horribly then they just troll all game

Caricage Jun 11th, 2013 07:41 PM

I shall stick to PC

Mike Tobacco Jun 12th, 2013 11:26 PM

It's got to be awesome to be Microsoft. They really just don't give a fuck.

zerothree Jul 18th, 2013 08:55 PM



It's about goddamn time, Capcom.

I'm excited to see it's a side scroller and it's has elements from the arcade games and the NES game... but still, I don't know what to think about it yet. Capcom has gotten really good at taking the things I love and shitting all over them. Then again, it's a new Strider game that I've been waiting 13 years for.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 28th, 2013 08:09 PM

I'm getting a ps4. I don't want microsoft to take spy pictures of me with my dick out.

Zomboid Jul 30th, 2013 03:53 AM

Same.

zerothree Jul 31st, 2013 11:54 PM

Also, you won't have to worry about kids or "dude-bros" skyping you their junk in the middle of a game, instead of just calling you a racial epithet and/or a faggot.

HickMan May 17th, 2015 01:31 PM

PSN: cdun136

Bloodborne is great.

HickMan Jul 11th, 2015 12:52 PM

IT'S STILL GREAT GUYS

Zomboid Sep 11th, 2015 02:53 AM

Agreed.


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