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so i picked a new year's resolution, and i think everyone here will be proud of me if i can stick to it.
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To post your boobs on the internet?
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you musta missed all that.
no, this year i will NOT sleep with anyone's boyfriend or husband. exes are still borderline though. |
Danm, I was about to say that!
Less than five men at once, and only single ones. |
sex shouldn't be so complicated.
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Sex isn't. People make sex complex.
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shrub, we need to write a book about sex etiquette for today's slut.
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we'll be millionaires just because it has the word "slut" in the title.
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1. Never give them your real name.
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I missed you guys a lot.
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Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?
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2. Give them your homocidal ex boyfriend's number if they are persistent and you have no interest.
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seriously though, always carry wetnaps, you never know when they can come in handy.
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Quote:
I think the criteria has been filled. |
Miami Vice, fuck yeah
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I love all the sluts on this page. :(
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And we love you, Sam.
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:love
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The sexuality is palpable.
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Sweet, I made it in time for the sluts page.
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me too
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My day consisted of walking three miles through woods to get to a bus stop, ride buses for an hour and a half, walk another two miles to my girlfriend's house, and spend most of the rest of the day watching Teen Titans with her. I have definitely found a keeper.
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Side effect of losing 35 pounds and shaving your head: BEING FUCKING COLD ALL THE TIME
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I'm a skinny little shit and I don't even own anything with long sleeves. Be a man.
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