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I just got called a bad human being...
I didn't actually call a bad human being.... I don't call people on the phone much |
I just can't believe that someone who stabbed me in the leg, would call me 'a bad human being'
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so yeah I have till like nov. 1st to put in my application to northwestern :(
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hi bass
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Hi Matt
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THIS IS MY 666TH POST!
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:eek
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You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?
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So I was writing a movie with a friend of mine about Santa being a vigalante against a drug dealer named Jezu, and I came up with the best line"
BAD GUY: What are you going to do about it, Santa? Put some coal in my stocking? SANTA: No, I'm going to put some lead in your pipes. (Promptly shoots bad guy in head) |
no he has to shoot him in the THROAT in the THROAT goddamn it
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or in the dick :x
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OUCH WILLIE, THAT WOULD HURT, R U A SADIST?
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yes
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plus those are the two places occasionally referred to as your "pipes" :x
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DO YOU EVAR STOP THINKING WILLIE?
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when i start drinking i stop thinking
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IM THINKIN NOW SOMEONE AINT DRINKIN
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I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(
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THINKIN LINKIN
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Just like.. when you think of anything and you rlike *OMFG ITS SO COOL* In a few days your going to hate it. No matter what it is. :/ |
You guys should make asian family matters with your friends :/
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hey kids
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