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I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.
I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO. |
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Sounds like my girlfriends friends. A bunch of fat ugly sluts who's form of compensation is acting like a bunch of assholes you'd see on "The Hills". God damn Kardashian's and guido's infecting the ill minds of uneducated Americans.
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Today, I said to this one douchebag "Remember: You are my number one guy." |
At school in my village all the girls of a certain age have to collect weeds from the fields, so there's not much time left over for forming cliques.
The boys form roving packs on the look out for poisonous toads, and you get a penny for each one that you kill. |
Are you in the 19th century?
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Fuck you both >: it is a great pride to join in achieving and SURPASSING quotas in agriculture.
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You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.
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Zhukov lives on the island from The Wicker Man
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poor little toads that's awful :(
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They kill children and mothers and small goats
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Australian poison toads hop on the faces of young babies, elx. After killing the infant they lay their eggs in the child's oesophagus. :(
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The mothers are unaware that their child has died for some time as the gestating toad larvae mimic a semblance of life until the adult toads burst from the tattered remains in a way that heavily inspired Ridley Scott.
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Those poor kids.
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THE BEES
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Did you know cane toads were used as pregnancy tests?
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NO NOT THE BEES
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THEY'RE IN MY EEEYYEEESSSS!!!!
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Hi guys.
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HERRO
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HI
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