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LOOKS LIKE DADS HOME
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:lol
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I wear size 29. :\
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I'm going to regret not going for the rest of my life. :( |
i think i saw that man up close and personal recently
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K, guize |
god i am SO
FUCKING BORED and no one i know will answer their phones, and i'm sober and not going to fall asleep I REGRET THAT THE I-MOCKERY GANG COULD NOT STAY ANOTHER WEEK IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS |
awright, fuck yall, nontalkative motherfuckers, i'm mixing myself another cannery punch
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what is in a cannery punch
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uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it
so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka |
it's a short glass
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i guees it's too late to call some of these motherfuckers
THEY called ME earlier to go out and about, not sure why they'd be asleep NOW |
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WELL. I'm not making fun of fat people, and I'm 32 inches; reasonably thin from my point of view. 185cm tall; you pricks work it out we won the war, and I also have a small assortment of average muscles lacklusterly scattered around my body. I still consider myself skinny, and being called fat by the resident human noodle isn't going to change that. |
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I dont care what hemisphere your from. If your waist is anything less than Zhukovs 32 inches your a fucking beanpole.
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Or a woman.
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I got Litres by the motherfucking Kilometer, bitch. Fuck your infraction. |
That wasn't aimed at you Chojin.
Also, I can post pictures if need be. But only if I get to see some i-mock female stomach in return. |
Make sure those pictures have some Tasmanian Devils in them :x
Do they really spin like tornadoes? :eek :eek |
dear internet you are BORING at 4:30am
I need drunk gus |
hey fucker
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why is this site down like half the times i try to access it
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why is this site down like half the times i try to access it
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Yeah I get that almost every night. I just treat it as normal now.
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