Dear Willie,

Is there anything better than watching Judge Mathis?

cuba gooding sr. was on Judge Joe Brown yesterday.

i never watched any judge show but judge judy so i can't give any kind of opinion on judge shows :(

Willie, should I take the plaster off my arm?

only if a doctor did not put it there!

Sellin many of those tees willie?

i think only myself and jixby bought one, but they didn't really look good so i'm trying to come up with a picture that works with the awful contrast level that cafepress tends to turn out

Willie, what colour should my hair be next? The red is washing out.

blue-green

Die it black with the underneath red. So its only noticeable when you have your hair up. That'd be hot.

Mister Mobbs, the PYPH & NEW USER threads are full of chat. This is a terrible way of keeping the board. Would you please put all such "junk chat" in the proper place of disposal?

Willie,

Why do people find "I'm sorry that you're an idiot" to be an unacceptable apology for calling them an idiot?

probably because they're in denial about being an idiot

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the "buttered popcorn" flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

i'd be more afraid she'd say NO because you have no money or means of transportation

oh who am i kidding i'd be afraid she'd say yes too :(

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

i don't think so! the only thing it's really *wrong* to hate are kitties and doggies

I ended up getting it maybe more to spite my roommate. There's going to be about 6-8 inches of squeezing room from the wall. Its an investment.

someone should photoshop a couple big strippers into this pic.

"for spite" is the best reason to do anything, really

This is how far I got before I got tired.



Unfortunately when you google "fat stripper" it just brings up a bunch of ugly guys in fat stripper costumes.

Willie, what's a good bank to use?

I'm opening a bank account tomorrow and I got basically no knowledge of banks.

i don't know banks either :( i've always been a member of a credit union and they've never steered me wrong, so if you can join one of those you might look into it!