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I was 18 when that album came out.

I was 13 :(

Went to a Roller Derby last night, and god damn it was really cool. I hate sports but I was cheering and yelling and screaming "GO FOR THE FACE". It was Hobart (Convict City) vs Launceston (The Van Demons), and Hobart lost horribly, but only because ninety percent of the match we had two or more people in the sin bin. I was proud.

Also, it didn't hurt that I was surrounded by gorgeous women, in the crowd and on the track.

No pictures this time, but there is another one coming up soon, and I'll take photos then.

Roller Derby is one of those things I would have loved to do if my body weren't so damned defective.

the jungle is massif

I DONT UNDERSTAND ROLler DERBY. FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THIS VICIOUS SPORT I gueSS MAYBE CAUse gIRLS Were tRYING TO SOUND COOL BUT ISNT IT BASICALLY JUST SKATING AROUND IN CIRCLES?

SO THERE WERE NO GOOD LOOKING WOMEN THERE AT ALL, huh? THAT SUCKS.

There's good looking women there ometimes but usually lesbosses or getting drilled by their boyfriend already.

OR GETTING DRILLED IN THE FACE BY THE FLOORBOARD

I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO IS INTO ROLLER DERBY, ALL GETTING DRILLED BY HER BOYFRIEND AND LOOKING LIKE A LESBIAN AT THE SAME TIME

ALL WEARING KNEE PADS FOR SUCKIN' DICK

ALL DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING FROM HITTING HER HEAD ON THE GROUND TOO MANY TIMES

GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOW THE SCIENCE THREAD FOR SCIENCE!

ALSO, I GUESS IT IS STILL THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD FOR VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE!

This has me going all kinds of :eek

zience

I've decided I'm going to shoot myself in the face, so if i dont post here anymore thats why.
nice knowing you fuckers

pix plz

I'd buy that for a dollar.

:lol Did you finish reading Invisible Monsters yet?

I could go for a rub-fest right about now :eek

Perhaps by someone whose initials are S H ;) ;)

I guess I could go for a SH rub-fest :x

SAMMY HAGAR :orgasm

SEAN HANNITY

SONNY (H)BONO