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Well I say we've been rather chatty.
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We need to liven this place up. I've got a joke guaranteed to tickle some funny bones ;)
What did the sarcastic Arcturus say to the belligerent Aldebaran after he had threatened him? "Oh man I am shaking in my Bootes! :rolleyes" :lol :lol |
So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"
The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive! :lol |
That's not nearly as cerebral, f*ck you
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I got Guitar Woman's!
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Why did the statistician cross the interstate?
To get data from the other side of the median. :lol |
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I miss that game :tear
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I giggled at guitar woman's as well. I'm a nerd like that.
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I vaguely remember sucking at that game.
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Parappa or Lammy?
Because the latter is completely understandable. |
Guys, why is this the only forum on the internet that doesn't suck horribly
Seriously :[ |
it really is
i get banned from every other forum i post on for cursing too much :lol |
So who else is watching the Hip Hop Honors?
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I am sick again.
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it's like the matrix guys
you only know the taste of posts and the matrix is telling you that this thread is juicy and succulent |
I don't follow.
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you only think you're posting on a forum, when in reality you're in a bathtub with a sony walkman plugged into your face
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WHY CHOJIN? WHY?
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dsffsd
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I've made people aware of that already.
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Oh, ok.
I thought it was pretty funny, if it's worth anything! |
Why is it funny, Ham-hock?
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IAMPOSTING IN CAPS LOCK NOW.
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That's reality, bub.
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killersparten003: I WANT THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
Microwaved Grape: why killersparten003: cuz it was a fucking awesome game killersparten003: dont deny it killersparten003: u know it was Microwaved Grape: never played it killersparten003: wow... killersparten003: thats sad :lol |
IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAMES
I.E. HE WON'T PLAY SYSTEM SHOCK 2 BECAUSE HE HAS BIOSHOCK WHICH IS WAY BETTER |
Microwaved Grape: yes, how dare I never have played a game that came out years before I cared about videogames
killersparten003: ...97? killersparten003: lol Microwaved Grape: and won't even run on a modern computer killersparten003: o wait..94 killersparten003: and yah it will lol Microwaved Grape: with DOSbox killersparten003: they made a version of it that runs on 95 killersparten003: and u can run it in compatibility mode Microwaved Grape: yeah except windows generally sucks shit at emulating it's own software Microwaved Grape: see also: Final Fantasy 7 killersparten003: ...it didnt suck with that one game that u gave me...i cant remember the name killersparten003: the one with the vault and u have to get the water chip Microwaved Grape: Jesus christ |
Do you have any other hobbies other than video games? Maybe go outside and kick a ball around!
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I am physically unsuited for tasks with that level of ENDURANCE
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Guitar Woman, why don't you get into DDR and LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT GEEZ. then you might have some endurance.
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Because every time I try and play an arcade game that forces you to SHAKE YO BOOTY I invariably pull something.
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you're such a FATASS
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Ham-hock bastard.
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I've a bit of a gut from lack of excercise, but I'm way too skinny to ever get fat without considerable effort.
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My cousin built his own DDR pad out of wood and steel and magic, and played so much at home that he lost an incredible amount of weight. Then he piled laundry on it and he never did his laundry, and instead he would sit in a lazyboy and eat huge blocks of cheese. He gained the weight back with such swiftness that biochemical rules of nature were defied and minds were boggled.
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man, locking my thread was kind of a dick move =(
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Seriously, where's Pub?
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NO DRINKING AND POSTING!
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TADP
Terra Against Drunk Posting |
On the locking of threads, I hope you all saw as Vila made a pathetic dick joke, so I called her out on making pathetic dick jokes, and she responded with "at least I don't make dick jokes" or something. I just thought I'd say that because it amused, at the very least (and at the same time, most importantly) me.
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pssh, real acronyms are more tortuously phrased. An improvement would be "Terras Against Posting OnLine Etc.", hence, TADPOLE.
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I take issue with the whole Terra/TADPOLE thing. Just so everybody knows.
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anyone wanna cyber? I have huge wilkins
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I didn't mean it, Terra. :(
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I originally was going for TADD but that didn't add up.
Besides you missed a D. |
Still one of the best comics out there :< |
I HAVE NEW SHOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSS
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I can't believe Dilbert is still around, seems like it's been around forever.
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at least he still has an amount of humor to his strips.
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NOBODY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY :tear
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Happy Birthday, Zigathon!
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I seriously was two seconds away from posting a happy birthday GW thread but your birthday reminded me that people born in the 90's are not still tiny children. Stop destroying my delusions.
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I got a Wii, lol
If you guys could tell me how I add friend codes and go on the internet that'd be super because I can't figure out jack dick about this thing :[ |
Point the dildo at the TV and click "A"
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:PICTUREOFMARIOSIGHINGWEARILY
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I suck at all things technical and I still got my wii online just by reading the damn manual. NOW THAT YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW WOULD BE GREAT TIME TO LEARN SOME FUCKING PERSEVERANCE AND SELF-RELIANCE OK
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What the hell I have to BUY the internet >:
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I also can't seem to get the cursor to line up with where I'm pointing the Wiimote. The sensor bar position option changes this, but the two choices are either "way too high" or "way too low."
I picked the low one and am now exclusively holding my wiimote Coyote Smith style, and while that makes me look like the most super cool kid on the block it'd be nice if I could get it to work like it's supposed to. |
So this console really kind of sucks. Good thing I also got The White Album and Houses of the Holy. The second of which also sort of sucks.
What an awesome-at-first-but-then-shitty birthday this was |
It takes some getting used to. Stop getting disappointed so fast you queer.
And Houses of the Holy is great :( |
I seriously cannot figure out what the fuck is wrong with my remote's calibration. The manual isn't fucking helping at all and there is no IN CASE YOU FUCKED UP TRY THIS in the option menu.
The only hairstyle I could find for my Mii makes him look like a girl from a distance, which I guess is appropriate. But I would have appreciated an option to turn it pink. >: Also, I just can't get into any of the songs except Dancing Days and No Quarter. Mabye I'm not in the mood or something. I probably would have done way better with I or II, anyway. |
Fuck, now I have the song "Me and Eddie Vedder" stuck in my head. It'll make you appreciate the album "Houses of the Holy" more, I promise.
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ALSO MY WII CODE IS 7766757314946482
ADD ME SO I CAN SEND YOU ALL MY ALF MIIS |
I want a Wii now. I didn't 10 months ago but now I do. :(
Actually I need more fun DS games. Anyone know any fun DS games? |
Elite Beat Agents
Dawn of Sorrow Phoenix Wright |
I already have three fun DS games! I have New Super Mario Bros., FFIII, and Puzzle Quest.
These aren't very challenging though. :( |
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I can't play my DS in public because I always sing along to Material Girl on EBA :(
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Plus isn't Phoenix Wright not even really a game? It's like an endless cutscene. That's not fun! >:
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Wait do you actually have to yell OBJECTION into the mic?
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Yeah. That's what makes it so awesome.
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That's gay
IMO |
It's like Nintendo is doing everything they possibly can to prevent their games from being emulated on a computer. This is why we have to do deal with controlling Link with the goddamn stylus >:
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I'd love to get Phantom Hourglass but I really REALLY forsee this just being a huge headache >:
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You could probably use a gamepad and a mouse for the stylus :\
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Zelda stopped being not shitty after Windwaker, so that's really not a valid complaint.
also I fucked up my REAL Wii code is 7766 7573 1484 6482 |
Twilight Princess was better than Wind Waker. I still don't understand your beef with it.
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Okay, I'll bite.
Guitar Woman, tell us, what is so horrible about Twilight Princess. |
And Wind Waker isn't terrible either, mind you. Now Minish Cap on the other hand
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:hifivemilhouse
It might just be because I'm a faggot furry but I really enjoyed the wolf parts. :[ |
I don't know, mabye I'm just growing up in a really asshole way. Although I thought the level design was really icky and the game's habit of constantly vomiting BLOOOOOOOOOOOM into my face was not appreciated.
Also, it didn't make me feel like a pirate and Windwaker DID, so WW is way better in my book! |
It could also be because I was one of the faggots who got mega pissed off when WW came out with it's cartoony graphics, and then was pleasantly surprised when I got to play it.
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I liked Windwaker up until that part where you have to collect the triforce shards.
Developer Uno: Oh shit we spent too much time on these revolutionary graphics and this game is too short! Developer Dos: I suppose we could include some really tedious and mindless fetch quests. I mean the treasure diving section of the game could use a little sprucing up. Developer Uno: Yeah that sounds perfect! Okay all we have to do is divide the Triforce into 8,500 shards and set 90% of them in the middle of this massive blue sea so we don't have to make new areas. |
And if you'll recall, this game was delayed for like a year, so it was being developed back in 2004-5 when bloom was all the rage.
QED. |
Ok yeah, that was queer.
I did really like the caves the maps were hidden in, though. If they had just put the triforce shards in the caves and eliminated having to do all the crap with Tingle it would have been way better. |
AND BLOOM IS ALL THE RAGE NOW. JUST LIKE BROWN AND GREY PALETTES!
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Alright, GW, I've got you added. My number's in the Wii Numbers thread you should have been using.
Oh, and don't steal jokes from Yahtzee. I'll know. |
Quit fagging up the faggotry thread, fags.
I mean, there's a gaming forum and all, you know? |
It's the truth, though! Twilight Princess is by far the worst offender with that fucking effect, too.
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Have you even played Shadow of the Colossus? That game and Ico practically define bloom.
Also yes there's a gaming forum but this thread has been slowed to a crawl lately |
You didn't have to pay for the internet if you got a Wii before June or so. Either way it's only $5 for an internet browser, don't be a faggot.
If you aren't having fun with the wii, try buying some games! Hope this helps! |
Except SotC and Ico aren't pieces of shit >:
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