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So I'm applying for a government job in immigration, and the application process is grueling.
Describe a situation that demonstrates your ability to work alongside colleagues who may hold differing and diverse cultural beliefs and/or personal values. In your answer, please ensure you address the following: What was the situation and what was your role? Who were the colleagues you were working with? In what way did their beliefs and/or values differ? How did you ensure that you were able to create a positive working relationship with each of your colleagues? Who were the colleagues? Do they really need to know? Are they going to check up on them? Basically they want me to say that 'despite John being a Nazi, I was able to put that behind us and really get stuck into the portfolios that needed doing'. Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. Provide an example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. A different example this time. Provide yet another example that demonstrates your ability to contribute to a good outcome by developing practical solutions to problems. You had better not be making these up. |
what was your practical solution for that huntsman spider on the greenery you were showing us earlier?
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The last time I was attacked by a spider was a few days ago when I was getting out of the shower. After I came too, I decided that the practical solution to encountering a spider of any kind is to deal death to it in the quickest time possible. Using my skill with a cricket bat, I parried it's clumsy advances and countered back with deft strokes, incapacitating it in a short time, and then finishing it off within the next few minutes. This was a good outcome since I was alive and it was dead, unable to breed and create potentially hundreds more spiders.
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I would definitely use that anecdote on the application.
I'm redheaded and part Jewish. You know me, does that help you? |
I am only allowed to put people in a work related supervisory role as referees! I had to change my resume to not include all my friends.
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I love you Zhukov.
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Man, opening up the page to FZ nipples in a public place ain't cool :(
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i dunno if potential employers know you enjoy spending your free time on i-mockery. Woah, the state of the world
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HEY GUYS ON A SCALE OF ONE TO GAY HOW LAME IS IT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT TO DINNER ON FACEBOOK CHAT?
This chick was all "oh here's my number! Take it and call me and we'll go out sometime" but then was all "oh but I lost my phone so just hit me up on facebook". I'm pretty sure that was so I don't call her though :( edit: she said "yes" so I guess it was probably only a "9 out of gay". |
It's just the new thing. I've made dates like dat, yo.
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IF IT'S A DATE WITH A LADY IT'S NOT GAY AT ALL.
AS LONG AS YOU GET BALLS DEEP IN IT. |
get all up in that shit like crabs
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"balls deep"..."with a lady"..."not gay at all"..."crabs"...gotcha. Thanks guys!!! :):):):)
She told me she's getting her phone that day so she's gonna call me when she gets it so I can pick her up. But she told me to text her my number even though she lost her phone. I'm probably gonna be alone on Friday. NOW I'LL NEVER GET BALLS DEEP IN CRABS. :(:(:(:(:(:( |
I JUST HOPE YOU GET TO TICKLE SOME MINGE.
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Play her some Soul Coughing. The ladies'll think you're deep or something. |
did you guys know, there is ONE COOKIE SLOT left
unless you want to FORCE sam or tadao to take it, the poor devils |
EXCUSE ME I DIDN'T GET A DEGREE IN FINE ART AND GRAPHIC DESIGN FOR NOTHING. I'M ALREADY PRETTY MUCH DEEPER AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE.
In retrospect, she probably isn't my type. Her listed religious view is "Kim Kardashian"... |
Dude, maybe she has a big Kardashian ass. Look for the good things in a woman, or be lonely. W/E
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Pumpkin pie for breakfast, fuck yeah
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Breakfast at 12:15pm, fuck yeah
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I made fried rice at nine.
Goth fried rice. |
Has anyone here had their wisdom teeth taken out? I'm having all four taken out on Monday.
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