I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

liquidstatik Dec 8th, 2010 07:51 PM

:(

Zhukov Dec 8th, 2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 706936)

did you guys know that there are like 7,000 islands in the philippines but almost all of them are uninhabited? they're not even volcanic. i think that's where osama bin ladin is. that or the kashmir mountain range. i'd bet money but i just closed my pay pal.. :(
!

While the Spratly Islands are mostly uninhabited, they are also the worlds most disputed territory; China, the Philippines, Taiwan, Vietnam, Brunei and Malaysia all lay claim to it, and most have a military presence there. It's under constant watch, so they would notice if Osama was there, probably. But there are plenty of other uninhabited islands, not just those ones so maybe he is there. :\

Th Philippines pays people to live on some islands so that it's claim has more weight to it.

Still, it would be better there than Kashmir, which is also a hotly disputed territory, and under constant surveillance from several different countries.

I'd wager that he's dead and his ashes have been scattered to the wind.

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2010 08:29 PM

I'm not sure what to do to my thai woman avatar for Christmas.

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 706949)
Every time I middle click a thread it opens in a new tab and the current tab wtf guys. >:

I've got the same problem :( i think it doesn't happen with mozilla though

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 706864)
I'm a cowboy.



pew! pew! pew!

:TWOGUNSBLAZING

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2010 09:05 PM

HAPPY FUCKDAY LIQUIDSNAKE.

Zhukov Dec 8th, 2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 706972)
I'm not sure what to do to my thai woman avatar for Christmas.

The simple solution is often the best. Just green and red and elf ears maybe.

Zomboid Dec 8th, 2010 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 706982)
HAPPY FUCKDAY LIQUIDSNAKE.

You don't have to wish everyone a happy birthday, braw.

LordSappington Dec 9th, 2010 01:30 AM

I took two hydrocodone instead of one, because something is making my teeth hurt extra bad. All of a sudden, I hear someone in my room going "pew pew pew!'. Time for bed.

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 01:34 AM

LI-EEEET WEIGHT

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2010 06:10 AM

SSSSSENSSSSIBBBLEEEE.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 08:04 AM

Enjoy working hydrocodone while it lasts, because that's one the body tends to get used to fairly quickly.

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2010 08:19 AM

Love your avatar Kitsa; looks creepy and hilarious :lol

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 08:22 AM

Thanks. I tried adding santa hats and presents but it just didn't look right.

I think it looks like the old Coca Cola santa claus adverts.

I looked for a can or two of the cranberry ginger ale to send you but I can only find it in 2L bottles :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2010 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 706993)
You don't have to wish everyone a happy birthday, braw.


If I don't I'll get kicked out of the bro club.

On the same topic as that I was shopping in the mall when we passed a knick knack kiosk set up. There was this decorated wooden knick knack that said "Man Cave". :lol

Yeah, cuz that's what I want next to my pool table, dart board, keg and girly magazines.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 09:22 AM

You know, that man cave shit is all over catalogs. I'd be careful about it if I were you, lest your lady think you were hinting. Catalogs want women to believe men want that shit.

I heard one of the guys on that Bob & Tom radio show talking (seriously) about one; I wonder if that's why it's so widespread.

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 09:28 AM

Mancaves are homoerotic but a woman would be missing the point more than a little bit if she's helping hubby with his MANCAVE, BRAH.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2010 09:46 AM

That's what I mean, well-intentioned but perhaps not a very strong grasp of the point.

EDITEDITEDIT:

37,800 results in "Shopping"

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 09:55 AM

I'd call that an agreement.

But who doesn't love wood burning?


Tadao Dec 9th, 2010 11:47 AM

Happy Birthday guy who never posts anymore :(

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 01:14 PM



birfday fred durt

liquidstatik Dec 9th, 2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 707054)
Happy Birthday guy who never posts anymore :(

:(

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2010 06:23 PM


liquidstatik Dec 9th, 2010 10:05 PM

CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT ALREADY

MLE Dec 9th, 2010 10:29 PM

:lol


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:25 AM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.