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Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:05 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 707837)
I feel like a piece of shit for putting off a final paper that's two pages long.

I am playing this game too. :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 12:08 PM

I'm writing about depression.

This would be easy to write about if I weren't so apathetic.



See? I brought it back around.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:11 PM

Masterful. :love

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 12:16 PM

I'm not excited about the holidays. I just wish I could take more classes. :(

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:17 PM


Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 707850)
I'm not excited about the holidays. I just wish I could take more classes. :(

You are being railroaded by everybody else's jerk idea of fun. :eek

MLE Dec 16th, 2010 12:20 PM

You want to take more classes so you can put off more homework? You know there are cheaper ways of stressing yourself out.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 12:20 PM

I am. I don't enjoy 13 hour car trips, both ways.

I like my squalor here. :(

Intersession classes are the fun ones. I was gonna take a class on Mel Brooks before everybody was all like ":family DON'T NEGLECT US."

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:21 PM

I don't even understand why I have to explain why I choose not to give gifts or celebrate the holidays. >:

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:21 PM

I'm an adult! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:22 PM

Why don't they have to explain why they are acting like children when there are no children around to benefit from such infantile nonsense? >:

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:30 PM

And the bitter resentment in my eyes is so strong that not one has made a reference to A Christmas Carol. :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 12:37 PM

It used to be my favorite time of year, too. But there's no snow here. Just wind that'll freeze your tits off.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 707860)
...there are no children around to benefit from such infantile nonsense...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub's Mother
You're almost thirty, son. Shouldn't you be thinking about finding a girl and settling down? You know I want more grandchildren.

What more reason to turn gay do I need? :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:43 PM

So guys, I've been having these dreams where I suck men off. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:43 PM

I am kinda reasonable sure that I'm not all the way into that. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:44 PM

Yet it keeps happening. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 12:44 PM

I needed a bro to warn me about the cocks, dawg. :eek

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2010 12:45 PM

My holidays were way shittier before I had kids. Now I feel like I have something to look forward to again.

Being jaded and sardonic is all well and good on certain fronts, but the bleakness of existence is a major drawback.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 12:51 PM

I'm too young for this. I should be out fucking people or drinking.

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2010 12:56 PM

If it's any help, depression is often a byproduct of intelligence.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 12:57 PM

Being ignorant would lead to a happier life, yes.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 01:00 PM

Sorry guys, today just struck me as particularly terrible.

executioneer Dec 16th, 2010 01:01 PM

this is the reason why i sometimes really hate the retarded, because of jealousy :(


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