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Holy hell, the Play n' Trade I applied for employment at is all kinds of nice. It has an ENORMOUS skylight in the middle, and the walls are lined with kiosks for every console and handheld from the past 6 years. There's also one dedicated specifically to Guitar Hero, and at the counter we have 2 high-powered PCs with widescreen LCD monitors. The dudes I'll work with are about my age, and the manager is in his late 20's or early 30's and really easy-going about everything. I showed up and started helping out until he showed up. I unpacked all the games for the store, and they had shit that wasn't even out yet. When he finally got there he seemed impressed by my application and resume being presented all professional-like, and the actual interview is set for the 26th.
I really, really, really, REALLY hope I get this fucking job. I'd almost pay to work in a place like this, it is that fantastic. :< |
Pay to work :eek :eek :eek
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Sort of like World of Warcraft, but without the furries
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You're not gonna make the cut :lol
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You should have pretended to be a girl for the first year of your employment!
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A pretty girl behind the counter at Burger King started flirting with me.
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I would say hit that but it's probably not nice to hit retarded girls. :(
I guess what I'm saying is I'd be hell of embarrassed to tell people I met my girlfriend while she was working at Burger King >: |
Then you get my position completely.
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She must be a --
Mississippi Queen If you know what i mean Mississippi Queen She taught me everything Way down around Vicksburg Around Lousiana way Lives a canjun lady Called the Mississippi Queen You know she was a dancer She moved better on wine While the rest of them dudes Was gettin their kicks Buddy beg your pardon I was gettin mine Mississippi Queen If you know what i mean Mississippi Queen She taught me everything This lady she asked me If i would be her man You know that i told her Id do what i can To keep her lookin pretty Buy her dresses that shine While the rest of them dudes Was makin their bread Buddy beg your pardon I was losin mine Oh you know she was a dancer She moved better on wine While the rest of them dudes Was gettin their kicks Buddy beg your pardon I was gettin mine |
I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.
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Holy shit my head's in pieces :x
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LOL SORRY
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I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.
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I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.
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Your avatar doesnt even look like a predator
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You'll have to blame japs for that.
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Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.
I suck at resizing too. |
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I saw a guy at work today that had a goiter.
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It's been so long from the last time I changed my avatar I forgot how
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Can any of you guys tell me how do I point out that
(e^x)^y = e^xy And I'm NOT allowed to use the simple rules of exponential functions. I'm having this weeks' analysis demonstrasions tomorrow and I haven't done shit :x |
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G'day :D haven't been on here in ages. I saw the horror night's feature dealy.. and it made me remember that I went to the one in Orlando. Wow just wow :O I am a huge scaredy cat and with only my two evil brothers with me.. well I think you can guess.
Thought I'd share the with ye that: Leatherface said "I'm not actually going to hurt you" after I screamed at him, "DON'T TOUCH ME!!" Ehehe |
I wish I could have that job.
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PERSONALLY I WOULD JUST TRY PROVING THIS INSTEAD
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ASSOCIATIVE PROPERTY, STUPID. >:
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So like there's this Japanese restaurant here that I absolutely love. It's a small place that serves mostly sushi and the food is great and I adore the atmosphere. My girlfriend and I eat there at least once a week, and have done so for the past 3 months or so. We go in there today and as I'm going to pay the manager tells me that if I don't start leaving tips that she's going to have to add a service charge to my bill.
This is bullshit on several levels. 1.) In at least 2 dozen times attending the place, I think that perhaps once or twice I have not left a tip. And this has only been because I didn't have any small-bill cash on me. There's a jar on the sushi bar used for tips, and I always make certain that the sushi chefs see me leave the tip, and they always say "thank you" when I do so. I've worked in a restaurant before and I know how important tips are. Plus, the service has always been great and I like the place, so I tip. 2.) I'm pretty sure charging a service fee to eat at a fucking restaurant is damn close to being illegal. 3.) The manager attempted to explain to me how tips work as if I'm retarded, then proceeded to condescend to me, telling me "You American people know how tips are supposed to work." Apparently she seems to have thought that tipping is a requirement rather than a courtesy. So yeah, fuck. Probably won't be eating there again, as much as I hate to say that. |
Service fees are illegal, yes. But what did you do to make the manager have to pull you aside, then?
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Nothing. I went to pay for my food and she said that the chefs told her that I haven't been leaving tips.
And it's not like we're poor customers or anything. We usually practically bus our own table. We generally get between 20-30 dollars in food every time we go, sometimes even more than that. It seemed really out of left field and I think she was trying to pull something on us. From the way she talked about it I guess she thought that the tip is just a given here instead of a courtesy, like I said before. |
People who expect or demand tips every time disgust me.
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When I lived in Austin, I went to a restaurant and got horrible service. The waiter literally ran out the door after me because I didn't tip. I crumpled up a dollar and threw it at his feet.
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You sure showed him huh
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My girlfriend and I were once eating at a loca bbq chain, Earl's. I was done eating, and she asked me if I would like to eat her fries. Being the fat boy that I am, I complied and proceeded to eat her remaining food. Our waitress comes over, who is some ugly chick in emo glasses & alot of make up, and proceeds to say "Wow, talk about a garbage disposal!" I'm not sure if that was some sort of joke or what, but it was more then enough reason for us not to tip her, that and the fact she didn't even refill my drink.
So we start to leave, and she yells "HAVE A GOOD DAY YOU.. YOU JERKS!" We started laughing. We actually called up to Earl's later to complain about the service, and she picked up the phone. No shit. I was like "Uh, can I talk to your manager?" "Uh.. Hold on. Wait, I AM THE MANAGER!" :lol |
damn straight mattjack
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Does anyone else randomly click on threads the guests are reading? I recently found this gem by doing that!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5948 |
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Christ, what is it with these new people and quoting the entire post before them? This isn't the best example, but all over I'm seeing people quote 10+ lines of text from the post directly above theirs, as if we'd otherwise have no idea who in the world the're refering to. >:
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you can't handle my editing prowess!
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lol i smell a quote pyramid
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Secret Santa info in this other thread a lot of you may not have seen:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698211 Also, DuFresne - calm down, dear. |
The 2007 Secret Santa Event is now live:
SIGN UP TODAY! http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698238 Deadline to sign up is November 27th. |
Neat. It's gonna be a blast.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Christmas will be unforgettable for a few, I can feel it. :lol
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guys cabo is awesome
so are mango flavored margaritas <3 |
PS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THE HINT I'M REALLY FUCKING DRUNK RIGHT NOW :lol
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dude chojin already did that joke like a year and a half ago :rolleyes
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This is a really amazing vacation spot. If y'all have never been there I reccomend going at least once.
I am staying in a 4 star hotel with ants on the ground floor and in my free time I go lay around in the ocean (which is warmer than the hotel pool). I'm going swimming with dolphins on thursday, and before that I will offroad on ATVs and go parasailing. It will be FANTASTIC. |
I've never been to This, what's it like
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I said Cabo a few posts ago you faggot :<
Although that's also pretty vague because there are at least 2 towns here with Cabo in the title So yeah it's Cabo san Lucas at the tip of the Baja Peninsula Which is in Mexico |
I've always had this image that margaritas are for girls and fags. Funny.
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I want to take part in the Secret Santa event this year, but the EPIC CONSEQUENCES for not doing it right always overwhelmed me and are even worse this year.
UH GUYS I WASN'T ABLE TO SEND MY GIFT ON TIME DUE TO MY MOTHER DYING IN A HORRID ACCIDENT BANNED |
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I'm not taking part because Seven Force is in it and if we get paired up he'll have access to my mailing address.
In fact I think everyone should just bow out because of this, better safe than sorry. |
Pffft, I could get that anytime. You just don't want to give me anything, scrooge.
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lol seven force is black!
i remember the pictures |
every1 should join secret santa so i can have your address maybe and send you good stuff
duh fuckers |
i'd send chuck awesome stuff
because hes awesome |
jawesome!!
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The mo awesome.
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Hey does anyone know who has the number (000) 000-0000
The fucker won't stop calling >: |
Oh you guys. :rolleyes
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Hey guys, is it true that Wesley Snipes is dead? :eek
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My best bud Biffy told me, but I dunno if I trust him as much as you, Internet. :(
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The internet says no.
http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?bl...&c=1&tb=1&pb=1 But it IS true that Denzel Washington was murdered by Michael Jackson. |
So I had this dream where I met the RetroKat's dad but I was too embarrised to tell him my screenname or the website so I just left the store & carried on with my dream. What is proper dream/internet protocol? I just don't know. :(
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Molestation and kidnapping, probably.
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Just remember, nobody else is a real person.
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You say that but it sure feels real when he bends back your arm for stroking his leg in public. ;(
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OH EMM GEE! WHERE THE HELL IS MY POSTCOUNT?! >:
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That's why you drug it first.
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Post count's hidden now, click the User CP tab in the upper left.
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Scratch that, just click your name in a thread and click "view public profile".
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Drug the FOOD, god.
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By 'vegan burger' I mean 'my cock' of course. ;(
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Did you try clubbing him over the back of the head? Since you've been away from the internet awhile, I assume you've built up the required minimum of muscle mass.
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Page Break.
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Oh shit, I meant "clubbing IT".
Faux Pas. |
Speaking of Page Breaks, check out page 1152-53.
I got your back, Person I Rarely Talk To. |
If I actually managed to creep you out, please clearly state so in this thread so that I may request a medal. Or a Barnstar.
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WHATS CRACKIN PUB
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Tis Pub! The apocalypse shall arive soon.
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