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Tadao, if sexual favors are what it takes to make it up to you for giving you a hard time, I'm willing to do anything.
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I've been going through Danny's home videos.:eek
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No wonder you were raided by the rozzers. :eek
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Who's dick am I going to suck to get a little respect here?
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It's that simple? Just a dick pic?
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Thanks guys. She's adorable as fuck
We had to use artificial insemination actually because my dong was too big to fit in my girlfriends giner. |
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d'awwww babies are so mexican looking
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Congratulations Bill! Not to many people are confident enough to show their babies off here at I-mockery.
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congrats on the new addition bill
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She's beautiful! It'll be a rough couple of weeks but then it's all (mostly) good.
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I can't wait for her to be 18, Bill.
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I used to work at a retail store. A few weeks ago, I found a $5 gift card on the floor and used it to buy a snack.
Today I got fired for it. Apparently that's "gross misconduct." The meeting didn't even last a whole minute. Gave me an envelope of cash and escorted me off the premises. I worked there for 3 years :( I was finally gonna move out of my parent's house really soon too. I don't have it in me to tell them yet, but my old man offered to pay for my car repairs tomorrow and gave me this "I love you, son" talk. Cue anxiety attack. And tons of job applications. :\ |
For future reference. If you find money on the ground where you work, you have to turn it in to lost and found and wait like 90 days before you can claim it.
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Congrats Bill. She has your forehead. :lol
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