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I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:
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Man, fuck you. Bring back MAD LIBS >:.
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You haven't been on. I figured you were getting a really long Dimjob. |
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speaking of Scots, just bought a bottle of Scotch ( Glenmorangie ), gonna celebrate nothing at all for no good reason. got a bottle of Blanton's too, been waitin' a while for that one.
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Y'all are drunkies.
I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer. I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much. |
I haven't had a drink since the 2nd week of january. I hate shopping now and going by the beer isle and seeing all my old friends. PBR, Yuengling, Molson....Magic Hat I miss you most of all. You never let me down. :tear
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Sounds like you had some shitty friends there.
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I can't remember the others. Its been so long.
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I bet it was something a hipster would drink.
Like Lucky Lager. |
YAY Pub Lover survived the earthquake :)
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Yay El Pila is still alive. :)
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What the fuck is lucky lager?
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This is the only friend you need 10k.
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We don't have Lucky Lager here. I have an 18 pack of guinness cans sitting next to my fridge. Glaring at me.
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Damn, I'd of thought this was obvious, but what do you know. Don't worry, I'll explain it, A metaphor is not automatically good just because it is, in fact, a metaphor.
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Oh man but what if it had been a simile... It's all so crazy, man |
thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website
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