You know, for this spike in Halloween commercialism there sure is a disappointing lack of return in the trick or treaters department :(

OMG, we have sooo much leftover candy. Anyone want a care package?

Oh well. We get more candy.

I took all my extra candy to that party yesterday and the host told me to stick it outside in a cauldron thing and I never saw it again

sok

Every trick or treater took a mystery bag, so we have a ridiculous amount of candy left. I wish I saw the look on the face of whoever got the bag full of acorns.

That is absurd. I would have thought for sure there would have been kids wanting the sure bet. Was there a bag filled with candy?

here you go

I meant filled with an absurd amount of candy.

that's POM as in pomagranite(which I can't spell)

My house ended up having a single trick or treating, who received a gracious handful of mini caramilk bars.

What's going with Halloween lately? My parents live in a huge neighborhood full of kids and they only got about a dozen trick-or-treaters

It's those darn terrorists *cough* and charleston chew giving agnostics

Put your charleston chew in the freezer for a different kind of treat!

rip those mawfucking fillings right out at the ROOTS, man

we decorated the entire house and made pretty cool goodie bags, but we didn't get a single trick-o-treater. i've since spoken to a bunch of friends/family around the country and almost none of them got any either. :(

Sounds like some kind of epidemic.

Here's what I gave to trick-or-treaters this year and what happened to all my treats:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/201...over-now-what/

We had to give away the candy at work the next day. Bought 4 bags of candy, and we had 4 kids. Had I known that beforehand they would have gotten a bag each

i made a trip to the store on saturday (the 30th) and a stretch of town was full of trick or treaters. there was a cop car with lights flashing on either end of this street.

seriously? is this what halloween has been reduced to? cop-monitored visits to ~20 houses on halloween EVE? fuuuuuck.

anyway i live in the middle of nowhere, so halloween isn't an issue for me personally.

i think being on a sunday fucked it up

How come parents looked at me like I was a psychopath for handing out whole boxes of Frankenberry and you were Man of the Year for handing out Boo Berry?

Unfair :tear

frankenberry is clearly inferior!

That may be the case, but it doesn't stain my tooth-colored fillings purple.

Our house is surrounded by woods and a winding driveway, nobody Trick-Or-Treats in New Paltz :halloween