Guys did you hear how The Longest Journey is out on Steam now the Source engine must make that shit fantastic

If I weren't 6'2, I'd attempt that.

ALL RIGHT YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM. I ACCEPT.

We need that forum skin back, also

i agree

Little boy, if you keep this little crusade of yours up, you might just have to be taken down a peg or two.

Then you shall know what it is really like to be a woman.

esuohlim what is your aim name?

I'll overlook the fact that I'm being demoted as long as you all call me "captain" and you all just make my job easier by not posting retarded shit >:

I'll give you a medal and a high-five.

I haven't had AIM for about three years :(

oh boy am i in for it now!

also I'll talk to cfr5 about adding i-bapery back as a theme option because it would really improve things around here

aim or msn or yahoo im or something ;< I need to talk to you in real time to give you the INITIATION

The Force is strong in you, young Padawan...

That sounds so dirty.

What you're in for is a mauling. From a wild bear. Thats going to attack you from your closet.

How? I do not know.

YOUR CONTRACEPTIVES ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

All right hold on I'll get a new AIM name for this special occasion

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Bonus points for having sex in a Mini Cooper wearing an authentic Darth Vader costume.

I donno. I think the helmet might intimidate her.
(if you know what I mean, and I think you do)

I'm actually planning on buying one of those $500 dollar ones once I get a job this summer.

I SENT YOU A PM, BIG BOY :*

I almost bought an original mold Stormtrooper suit.

Instead, I spent the money on furthering my knife collection.

that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.

My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?

Shes right...

Ever seen Se7en?

While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.

Se7en? That's the movie with the 7 sins and morgan freeman throwing a switch blade, right?

you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.

Yeah. Would you let your girlfriend ( if any ) fuck with that dildo?

luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin ce" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.

You know what freaks me out, man?

Hobbit sex. Sam and Frodo gettin it on.

Oh yeah. Though I'm really tired of the whole frodo-sam "lolgay" thing.
It's amusing the first few times, but seriously, Sam was all about Rosie.
Frodo, though? Total cock muncher.

i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.

P.S---- all i have to say about LOTR is Viggo = teh hotness.

*droooooooooooooooooool*

man i'd volunter for mod dutys but theres no way in f*ck i can be trusted around loveline

at least i dont think so

AND PLUS IM TOTALLY A NEWB

I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?

Eh. I'd offer my services, but a cry so great would rise up from the masses....

NOONE can be Viggo but Viggo <3

did ANYONE see Eastern Promises??? oh my word.

considering that you posess none of the qualities chojin listed and are generally a fucking retard I don't think you making the position would be a problem

EDIT: Testing editing button - Esuohlim :lol

IF ONLY YOU KNEW

No. I didn't.

Eh, I mostly get compared to Beowulf by my ex... ( Not the new one, the live action Beowulf and Grendel. )

Personally, I don't see how Viggo had ANY sex appeal in G.I. Jane or A History of Violence.

Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.

if it becomes clear that we need more moderation after more newbs come in we'll hold a vote or something :o

Is eastern promises the one with the nude fight scene?

and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.

Thats so fucking selfish.

That's understandable.
I think I got really lucky. I've known her since 7th grade (in 10th now) and we were just good friends at first..It..just.you know..Evolved from there.

apparently i have a sign on my head that says "walk all over me!! i love to take abuse!!"

but no longer.

Haha. wow.
Yeah replace my emotional bullshit with
"PUT OUT, PUT OUT, PUT OUT!"

I don't see a problem with loving and respecting your woman, etc.. But unless you're getting married, don't expect to come before all else.

I'd like to quote one of the great philosophers of our time

"Bitches ain't shit"

STOP RAPING THIS THREAD

IT'S NOT RAPE UNLESS THEY SAY "NO"

sorry, my bad. do we need another story???

i have one!!!! *jumps up and down*

so one time, i hooked up with a guy who called me by different names the whole time we were in bed. at first i thought maybe he forgot my name, whatever. but then, it was random names.

Susan!!

Brandy!!!

Emily!!!

not even anything related. turns out, as he told me later, he wa reliving all of his exes while screwing me. nice.

How very classy.

MOD INITITATION WAS ROUGH :x

Chojin kept going "here put this on while i go freshen up" and I was like ":("

i just attract winners, don't i??

what about the guy that insisted on introducing me to his WHOLE FAMILY before we hooked up??? that was interesting.

WHOSE THE WISEGUY

He didn't touch you anywhere did he?

I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

i don't think you're calling me a slut. i'm honest -- when i want some, i go get some. but i do NOT need to meet the parents of someone i am hooking up with, unless it gets serious.

Allright.
And sorry. 15 year old virgin. Not exactly the most experienced person in the field of fuckin'.

Yeah, I'm gonna say that move was a good idea.

gw, this is what this thread is here for

that goes for you too, mle, who complains to me in person

Oh shit I just moved a whole heap of crap over from the Bedroom Stories thread and now it got all mixed in with what was already going on here :x

THIS RAISES AN ISSUE:

Wouldn't moving derailed posts to this thread fuck with continuity since posts go in positions related to the times at which they were posted?

IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

yes, but the point in moving them here is so that we can hope they'll continue it here rather than there.

Yeah, that's why we need a fuckups thread that everyone knows not to read unless they're fuckers

designating the chatroom thread for that is worse than what rog had in mind

CHOJIN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT STUPID FORT UP SOON

Continuity is for books anyway.
Forums are more of an amorphic blob of words.

hahahahaha oh shit oh shit oh shit

As my first order of business I found it more than necessary :o

EDIT: I can edit my own posts too :eek

Can you change avatars too

I couldn't do that on Maddox Mania but IPB is slightly different from vBulletin

I can change post counts :eek

I can also impeach presidents and make faces appear in tortillas

i missed an opportunity to be a mod ;____;

If I were Emily, I'd just get on Chojin's computer and make it reset the forums to the way they were before the new year, then close registration forever!

BUT I'M NOT, SO ALL I CAN DO IS COMPLAIN

Don't worry I put in a good word for you ;)

p_p

I tried reading a couple of the latest pages for this thread just now and boy oh boy I didn't think I waz goin to make it thru.

Actually I didn't make it yall cuz I kinda only made it to page dos of my reading. I wanted to off myself so bad.


Praise Jesus.

:barnstar

Woah this thread is full of gay-ups! :lol

Milhouse can you change dirtyXxXblondeXxxX's avatar to a picture of ArrowX, I think publover has one. Thanks. Hope this helps.

Oh my god you still speak of maddox mania?
Thats lame dude

GW is a forum maniac. he/she's EVERYWHARE

"Pub, this is your brain, you set a wake up call for six am, right? It is after that, but don't worry because it's MERINGUE o'clock and you can go back to sleep."

Or maybe it said MASSAGE or MUSCLE. It was more of a shape than a meaning all thick like a dehydrated tongue in my head. Whatever it was, it meant I somehow gave myself secret 'shh don't tell myself' permission not to get up for work.

Sleeping be crazy.

Guys, I have never pretended to be anything other than an obnoxious fucking dweeb, but all this drama and faggoty stuff is just too gay for me to try and catch up on. That being said, however;

what

Also, XxxXx<3dirtyblonde52orwhatever<3xXxxxX, I am a descendant of Marie Antoinette and I find your avatar fucking offensive, and demand that you replace it with a picture of something harmless, preferably a tomato, so that my delicate psyche has time to recuperate.

Man, I was hoping for something more interesting. That's like the end of Starship Troopers.

That is very nearly a full dozen reasons why if you were MLE then Chojin would be marrying Schimid, or that cute girl he met the other day at the I-Hop.

But don't worry, little lady, I'd still want you. :love

:sevenforce

Which jesus is the Halloween jesus?

My first guess was back-from-the-dead jesus but I was later told this was false and stupid. I guess he could be the in-the-desert-being-tempted-by-satan jesus. That would make sense.

haha, I know who _23 really is, but shh

ArrowX? I'm convinced he's is somewhere around here masquerading as a girl. I can feel it in my bones.

No, _23 is someone from that forum I posted on that sent one guy to yell at us a few weeks ago

Good Sleuthing. :thumbsup

It's a shame fartin molar private investigator isn't around. He could crack this case wide open.

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