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I'm single again. Hello hand!
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DID YOU ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE STAIRS?!?!
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Sarcastro just posted in the top forum.
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I used to have something called flysketch
I only bring this up because it sounds similar to isketch |
HEY!!!
everyone come check out my project in the art shit thread! http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698683 |
[/lur]vely
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i fixed it >:
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Holy Shit!
What the hell happened to the forums?!?! I leave for a week and this happens? Bullshit. When and why?
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The mods have been alerted to your use of DILBERT PORN. Stay calm & take your ban like a man. :)
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Congrats Rog! Looks like your site change is a success. The forums get a few new people everyday, and your article discussion areas are booming.
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You're one to talk, you are on thin ice, pal.
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I like that merely the claim of someone having Dilbert Porn is enough to get them banned.
Several people have commented to me that it's like the hunt for WMDs. Several people could stand to IM me less times in a day. |
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Zapatista's posts better come in here as a compendium of dead thread bumping stupidity rather than just get deleted. :(
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Wait, Zapatista's still posting here?
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They're keeping tabs on you :hypno
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Can you point me to a good thread in there that is worth reading before I make a judgement call on that forum? |
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I take that as a no :(
It would be cool to find another fun forum. |
it kinda looks to me like they're too busy jacking off about HOW AWESOME GREEN DAY IS to care much about you. omg guys like green day is liek soo hawt.
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I have no idea why I keep looking for other places to post on, I-Mock's by far the best.
Even after the redesign. |
Because if we post to much, we get hated.
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Ha, that's funny. One more...
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oh man these guys are srs there gonna give us teh beatdown
watch out guys |
When I log on tomorrow, this sort of thing will not be here. I'm torn between my OCD need to read every post & my helpful apathy for stupid shit board attacks.
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Hey, I think you can be banned for that!
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Lemonparty and Furry porn?
I've never seen this kind of thing before! It's so shocking! |
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I have a handy button that switches off images. Oh no, GW's friends are foiled! :tear
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curses!
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Spooky! :eek |
These attacks are INSIDIOUS!
It takes me probably around 5 clicks to IP ban them and 'delete all posts by...' :tear |
It's a good thing they were almost exclusively bumping hilarious old threads, otherwise that would have been really lame!
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No, it was still pretty lame.
DEAD CATS WACKY INTERNET HUMOR PWNED |
Some kind of invasion goin' on I take it?
Seems futile... |
They're from 'the price is lol'.
Which is like 4chan's /b/, and not different enough to matter. |
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If I could understand why nerds think 'random' humor is funny, I would know everything there is to know about people :<
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Random humor isn't bad... in small doses.
Seems like these kind of people live on it. How sad. |
What program do yall use to upload your own mp3s/ringtones onto yer cellies? I don't know which one I should download :(
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Windows Explorer
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I went away for 15 minute and it was all taken care of. I guess they did me a favor because I met a cute neighbor. So yeah, they can't fight with word apparently. Those are some pretty weak trolls. Not even trolls really, more like... I guess I have to make up a word for them. How about chanpatch kids.
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THANKS
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There is a significant amount of explosive in the trash receptacle next to you. Try to run, and it goes up now. Do I have your attention?
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But I don't use a trash receptacle.
I use the floor. But, yes, you have my attention |
As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.
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I wasn't aware that "you'' was a quantity.
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THE ANSWER IS 555-0001 MCLAINE YOU FUCKING RETARD
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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You pour water to the top in the five gallon jug.
Empty three gallons into the three gallon jug. Empty the three gallon jug out completely in the fountain. Pour the two remaining gallons in the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug. Refill the five gallon jug into the top. Empty one gallon from the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug to top it off. Voila, four exact gallons. |
Let it blow up. I don't fucking care.
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DON'T SPILL IT GODDAMNIT
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Hey guys..
I'm afraid I might come accross as an asshole in my posts, but that's just my sense of humor. it doesn't cross over into typing very well. so please forgive me. try to remember i'm just kidding.
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GOOD TO KNOW :justkidding
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dude you know you can be an asshole here as long as it's entertaining and/or not irritating
how the hell do you think i got so many posts |
It's a way of life!
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if you gotta load or unload, go to the white zone
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Heh, I didn't even realize what I said. I guess it ingrained into my DNA makeup now.
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Argh I'm still ill! :x
Here is another haiku: I am still ill, yeah, And it really gets me down That could be a song Oh, and, anyone here play bass and like, knows how to tune to drop b, because it kind of loses the sound when i try it :/ |
You probably need some specialized stings with a really high gauge or something. I know they make guitar strings specifically for drop-tuning.
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Okay seriously, I'm about 20 pages behind, but I'm still replying to the relevant topic... that was 20 pages ago. It's the internet equivalent of still wearing leg warmers or some shit.
I haven't started reading the newest (Terry Pratchett) book because I am really irritated that there's another Moist story already. Besides the picture book we haven't seen Rincewind in years, and I'm sorry but did Granny die and someone forgot to tell me? (And...not that anyone cares but oh well haha...I should be getting my computer back from the shop some time next week, so I can stop using the library's computer once a week. I'll still irrelevant, but at least I'll be up-to-date.) |
Concerning Von Lipwig; I feel that the second story's premise being a joke from his last one is sort of lazy.
I agree that we need to see a return of Rincewind, so that he can finally die & finds out it wasn't worth all the time he was scared of it. As far as I know Esme Weatherwax isn't dead, but maybe she should be, well done Asila, that is a great Idea! :) Oh and good luck with your computer. ;) |
I just saw a commercial for the new movie "Jumper" that also has a full-fledged HP commercial with Serena Williams right in the middle of it.
I was like "!" |
i'm bumping this thread because i just delivered a package to a dude by the name of Butch Slaughter.
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For a class project my roommate and I did, we put a security guard in our database named Punch Facer.
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Willie are you rocking the "half-stache" or the "upperlip surprise"?
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Jean Luc Prickhard
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There is too many new posters and too much activity, I feel lost :(
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Tom "Swift Fingers" Macintosh
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I can't wait to see Speed Racer, the live action movie
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terry bogard
ray combs |
who else is planning on seeing that
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Les Deville
HE IS A MAN'S MAN!!! |
John Ben
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Harrison Cuntpunch
Dick McGrabber Dirk McAssrape |
Cosmo can you take anything seriously? :rolleyes
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Leroy Brown
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Hank Dukakis
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guys I got AIM for the first time, so I could use ichat and it's totally scary :|
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BANG BANG BANG! ZOMBIE-RIDDANCE GUN!
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>.< your technology is not fair on me
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wth is ichat
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it's the little messenger that comes with mac, and i've never bothered to use before
It's just an excuse to put all the flashy things like video chat and screen share :/ |
Ray "Boom Boom" Watson.
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Steven Clench
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Sometimes I forget that things in my head can be on the internet too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froOhQ6Vb8 I like that he is so happy that he says BANG each time. Everyone should be that happy when they fire a gun. |
Max Power
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