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executioneer Nov 3rd, 2009 08:52 PM

someone already answered that one, i thought

The Leader Nov 3rd, 2009 08:56 PM

I thought that you could give the best answer 'cause you're Willie. I guess I was wrong.:tear

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2009 10:22 PM

Even Willies fail sometimes.

executioneer Nov 4th, 2009 12:14 AM

I MEAN SOMEONE ALREADY GAVE A SIMILAIR ANSWER TO MINE. ALSO I AM TYPING INC APS TONIGHT IF ANYONES GOT A OBJECTION HERE'S THE LEFT SIDE OF MY D*CK YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND TASTE IT

Sam Nov 4th, 2009 12:55 AM

Willie, I wouldn't let a damn MOLECULE of your dick touch me!

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2009 09:55 AM

Deer Willie,

What would you look like with antlers?

Spoilers!

executioneer Nov 7th, 2009 03:28 PM

i'd look like one of the knights who say knee from the monty python :x
Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Nov 8th, 2009 01:07 AM

Dear Willie,

?

executioneer Nov 9th, 2009 05:12 AM

here is your answer

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 9th, 2009 01:04 PM

Dear Willie,

Why is it that during the coldest of nights women do the mummy roll? Sometimes even the mummy roll, discard, mummy roll redux.
Spoilers!

executioneer Nov 9th, 2009 04:08 PM

coriolis effect, dude. ladies always rotate clockwise in the northern hemisphere

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 05:07 PM

:lol

maybe you should get a bed that can fit three people so she can sleep in the middle then after the mummyrolls your blankets you just switch sides of the bed and she'll mummy rull the blankets right onto you.

I'm sure, with a little mechanical ingenuity, we can even create a more efficient system than this which will make it so you dont have to wake up in the middle of the night.

Evil Robot Nov 9th, 2009 05:47 PM

Have you ever smashed an old TV screen?

executioneer Nov 9th, 2009 07:11 PM

i have smashed an old tv screen with explosions

executioneer Nov 9th, 2009 07:13 PM


the antenna from that tv are on the top of my head in this picture

The Leader Nov 9th, 2009 07:21 PM

Dear Willie,

Where have I seen that picture before?

Love- The Leader

executioneer Nov 9th, 2009 07:26 PM

several places on the internet? it's on my webpage for one

The Leader Nov 9th, 2009 09:43 PM

That must be it as I visit your website everyday.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 11:03 PM

Mister Mobbs, why didn't I believe the Internet's warning that all ladies are crazy? They are so crazy. :sleep

Evil Robot Nov 10th, 2009 11:05 PM

Was that on July 3rd?

executioneer Nov 10th, 2009 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 657994)
Mister Mobbs, why didn't I believe the Internet's warning that all ladies are crazy? They are so crazy. :sleep

i don't think there's anyone who isn't crazy by someone elses standards, man woman or child

executioneer Nov 10th, 2009 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 658252)
Was that on July 3rd?

the blowing up of tv? no i think it was just a saturday afternoon

Evil Robot Nov 18th, 2009 06:28 PM

Is this a question?

executioneer Nov 18th, 2009 07:07 PM

could be

stevetothepast Nov 18th, 2009 07:26 PM

how often do you cut your fingernails?


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