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Oh cheeseburgers equal bans. That's cool.
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yo, happy birthday hadassssssssss
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small towns are pretty awesome all right.
i got a haircut and the shop only takes cash/checks, he just said "you can come back and pay later." wow really? that trusting? sweet. i had to call to schedule a heating oil delivery (what the fuck is this, 1967?) and i guess we don't have an account with this company so the lady was asking where the house is, eventually asking "are you renting from the halls?" "yeah." "all right, i know where it is." what the fuck, sweet. i hate having to explain "we're the small green house on the left just after the day care (that nobody ever notices)." |
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That a new emoticon then?
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actually when i get out of the shower the first thing i put on is a tie as well
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FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT
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You forgot scantily clad women doing vaguely lesbian things together
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He couldn't get off. :(
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I had to look GODADDY.COM up on Wikipedia, and I still don't know what it is - shows how plugged into the interwebs I am. :(
There's even a GODADDY.COM Bowl game. WTH? |
They have commercials with sexy ladies.
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Yeah like danica patrick :rolleyes
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and Joan Rivers :wank
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and Amy Winehouse :shocked
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I WITHDRAW MY RAGE AT GODADDY.COM, THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY SATISFACTORY AND "MELISSA" WAS PATIENT, HELPFUL, AND FIXED MY PROBLEMS
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va bene
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her name was probably alyssa and she's going to be pissed because you got her name wrong i think she's actually reading this right now (hi alyssa)
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Ugh! Minecraft has taken over my life. *sigh*
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Danica Patrick
Model, Spokeperson, Race Car Driver, Actress (?), Bitch |
jesus christ i was just thinking "wow winnie cooper looks different as shit now" but that's a different danica apparently
danica is a name that more than one person has? more than one person in the public eye, at that? what is this crazy mixed up world |
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