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When I got into the mental hospital, they took my shoe laces, belt, and a bunch of other shit from me. I then saw a doctor for all of 3 minutes who diagnosed my condition as bipolar and gave me lithium for it. Took a walk around and looked at all the crazies. Some were just crying and others making loud sounds in their rooms during the night. I got a headache so asked for tylenol, but instead they gave me ibuprophen, which later I found out increases the toxicity of the lithium I was taking. So I had some really fucked reactions. It also didn't help that my roommate there was a normal old man by day, but a sleepwalking fuck face at night. He would just keep walking around our room, stomping and talking to himself. He would constantly get up in my face and ask me about people I didn't know or where his cigarettes were, where I hid them. One time he was talking about a guy with a giant cock. He was a really nice old dude until he slept. They wouldn't give me a different room either, so I got no sleep the whole night and slept during the day which they frowned upon because I was missing group therapy and all that bullshit. So after the first day passed, I asked to be released. Since I was there on my own accord, it stipulated in the agreement that I signed when I went in that I could be let out within 4 hours of asking. I asked to be let out and they wouldn't let me. They said give it a day and we'll see. I gave it a day, 2 days, 3 days. On the third day, I asked if I could go outside. They said no, nobody is allowed outside. I told them I really felt like I was lacking in vitamin D. They let me out with a chaperone for 10 minutes and at the end of the 10 minutes, I ran for it. He caught me since I had no shoes on. On the 5th day they finally let me leave and I was a whole lot more fucked than I was when I came in. I don't recommend ever checking yourself into a mental hospital unless you're as crazy as some of the fuckers who are in there. |
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IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE. BUT THEN AGAIN... WHO DOES? |
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agreed :eek
edit: I mean, about the story. |
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The roomie they put me with was addicted to crack and was going through withdrawals so I could hear her scratching her skin off at night. Her bedsheets were covered in spots of blood all the time. I also saw some Russian guy's junk cos he was yelling at the nurses for making him get out of the bathroom while he was showering. There were also people fucking in their rooms. Yay. |
I want the TIME OUT HOCKEY REF TAKE THE SURVEY AD turned into an emoticon.
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It was MarioRPG who had to work at the crazy hotel, right?
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Good thing you didn't talk to me, I encourage suicides
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And abortions
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And arboretums
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hey arboretums are good
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also abortion and suicide but in a different way, y'dig
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If you ever want to edit the text of a website or news site to mock someone, here's a tip. Works on firefox, not sure about others.
1. Go to website you'd like to edit. 2. Put this into the address bar and press enter: javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0 3. Edit the text to your liking. It keeps the same font in place so it looks real. Then just take a print screen of it and then paste it into your favorite paint program. There you go. No need to use an editing program unless you want to change the pictures on the site. |
I just saw the most awesome and magnificent tattoo I've ever seen in my life. Were it not dark and on a fairly frightening-looking man, I totally would have gone up and asked to take a pic of it :(
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I used to get that a lot with one of my tattoos, but since my skin is a bit darker due to being outside more, it's harder to see as clearly. It's a kitty cat fighting a snake.
I was cleaning out my friend's house and found a picture he had drawn in highschool of a cat fighting a snake. He got embarrassed when I asked if I could have it because it was funny. He hid it from me, then threw it in the trash. When he came over to my house the next day, I had it on my wall. He took it and put it in his closet at his house again. So I stole it from him again, took it to the tattoo parlor and said I wanted the same kind of picture, but drawn better. After about 3 days of design work they contacted me to come get my tat and I did. Got me a cat fighting a snake on my arm now and my friend didn't like it. |
This guy had two big raised moles on his bicep, and the topless pinup lady was lined up just right. It was completely perfect. I was in awe.
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Oh nice! I would have taken a picture of it or asked him if I could at least. But I could see not wanting to upset a big scary dude if I were a girl.
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I smiled at him a lot, so he probably thought I was insane. If I see him again, I might ask.
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one time i was an an ihop with the only person i've ever met from the internet. he had the biggest smile on his face, and i asked what was funny, he said nothing. he sent me a text message that said "the guy behind you has a yoda tattoo."
also this gal that came into my food lion (FUCK) every so often had a quarter-sleeve? half-sleeve? i don't know, her shoulder-to-elbow was covered with a KISS tattoo. |
I have the cheese from Rocko's Modern Life on my right bicep. He is the best character on the show.
I was going to get a jar of mayo on my left bicep, but eh, I have that space saved for something truly wacky in the future. |
my pasty white flesh is pasty and white all over!!!!!
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