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GOD DAMNIT, NO MORE WARNINGS, IF I SEE DYLAN'S NIPPLES ONE MORE TIME I AM COMBINING GUS LEGS WITH SEIZURE TIME
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I am now highly interested in the ants coming through my bathtub tile. Had some liquid ant baits set up and I take them out each time I shower. Well I was placing them back in and accidentally spilled the contents, which was about half full of ants. The puddle that occurred after wards was pretty much left untouched due to drying out and cementing the ants. After a shower the morgue got doused and eventually what live ants moving about took their dead and dropped them into the tub.
I'm like Hitler to these guys! |
Ants deserve to be exterminated, they're a mongrel race of insect
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THAT PISS ME OFF
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errbody gettin red picks
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this board is dead tonight
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like every other night
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what happened to skatermonkey?
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Pretty much. Only time I log in to I-Mockery this late is after I get back from work or plans for the night fell apart
YOU NEED TO GET MORE DRUNK NOW. DRINK ANOTHER SHOT FOR OLD GUSSIE |
I'm playing Brink coz it's free this weekend.
God, it's such shit. |
what happened to bubsy?
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DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG CHUGALUG
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Southern Comfort and limeade for me. It's not even making me feel suicidal!
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Bubsy returns whenever he is needed. He's all like, Pete's dragon up in this bitch
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Wunna watch ponies?
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HOW DARE YOU ALL DRINK WHILE I'M SOBER
IT'S BAD LUCK, LIKE BREAKING A MIRROR. DRINKING WHILE I'M DRUNK IS LIKE RUBBING A BUDDHA'S BELLY EXCEPT BETTER |
Fuck no, I don't want to watch ponies. WE WILL WATCH DROP THE DEAD DONKEY INSTEAD
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IT'S LIKE I'M DRINKING IN A MIRROR
YOU PLAY BASEBALL? |
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whata buncha lightweightas
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GO SHOVE SOMETHING INSIDE YOURSELF, NINNY
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wait elx, are you australlian or british?
I need to get my slurs right for next time. |
AND THAT'S ALL I'M ALLOWED TO WATCH HERE IN THE USA. ALL YOU FOREIGN FUCKERS EVERYWHERE ELSE CAN WATCH THIS AWESOME SHIT ON IT'S OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL >: |
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