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Paris Hilton can not be mentioned in here until she dies, I think.
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Can i rap? about Jerry Seinfeld?
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Yes, until he dies & then he MUST NEVER BE SPOKEN OF AGAIN! :eek
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ok... agreed. a bit of prelude however...
One time a couple of years ago, a friend invited me to a comedy club. i had the day off, and my friend offered to buy the ticket... i had some laundry to do, but after being told that Jerry Seinfeld was going to be there i said, " what laundry?". i mean, i really liked the series he did but never saw him live so i was intrigued. we get to the club way early. we sit and have a couple drinks. then i have a couple more. then 5 more after that. by the time Jerry comes on, i'm plowed and obnoxious. so, jerry goes into his routine and... it was good stuff, but i was heckling BAD! finishing the jokes, screaming punchlines, yelling "YOU SUCKKKKK!!!". jerry's face is fastly growing beet red! finally, after 20 minutes, he screams "You think you can do this?!? Step up here!" i yell "FUCK YOU!!!! you couldn't joke yer way out of a paper bag!" Jerry goes nuts and threatens to fight me.... i say "violence is for dumbass dickheads with no balls... you wanna go against me? YOU GOTTA RAP BATTLE!!!!" and that's what happened... jerry did do a smashing job... but he only yelled Run DMC, Public Enemy, and some old NWA. impressive, but not enough . i slapped the mic out of his hand and bellowed, "HEYYYYYYYYYYYY_OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RAP! RAP! (and points to self) CRAP! CRAP! (points to Jerry)RAP! RAP! CRAP! CRAP! RAP! RAP! CRAP! CRAP! RAP! RAP! CRAP! CRAP! RAP! RAP! CRAP! CRAP! Stooge! you spooge! When ya see a donkey... you stupid honkey! Hee-Haw is too smart for you! Yeah, raise that fist, whatcha gonna do? You want some crowbar? i got my Kevlar! Could call you bitch but that's too good! Smack you in the nuts with a piece of wood! Jump! Jump! Hear that skull break! Cherry Jerry don't own this place! Foot in yo' ass, a piece of glass, Make yo' existance a thing of the past! Punch yo'throat and break that nose! Beat yo' corpse with a rubber hose! Draw a moustache on rotten body! WITH MY BRAND NEW, SHIT-BROWN SHARPIE!!! Kick on back, drink juice and gin! Resurrect you and do it again! Pull out dick and put it back in! No, i'm not gonna fuck you, friend! Yell and yell and slap the moon! Then go home and watch cartoons! Scooby-Doo and SuperFriends! Then i kick yo'nuts again! Whine and piss, complain to Kramer! Could yo' rap be any lamer? Rub that bruise on yo' nuts! Break a foot off in yo' butt! Throwing down with my skill verbal! WHAT ELSE YOU THINK RHYME WITH PURPLE? I see you sulking, my dad from Vulcan And i drive Millenium Falcon! Yeah, that's right, i do the Mindmeld! Whatcha gonna do now, Jerry Seinfeld? skhoozen |
GW taught me a bit of slang that would apply to JS's rap post, but I'm not going to use it as I think it's something from 4chan.
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I wrote it a couple of years ago, when i thought rap was all about violence.
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I have never written anything I've considered worth remembering for more than a month. :( :talent
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Paris Hilton
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write it down... an old friend and i used to carry notebooks around all the time. when he and i would get together, it was crazy babble improv fest, but we'd be in a coffee house/bar being loud, talking crazy, then yelling at each other "WRITE THAT DOWN!"
If you don't, the good stuff fades away from memory |
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Zomboid has been warned not to follow gw around, but this time it was gw who started things. End of story. The next person who mentions this, whether it be zomboid, gw, or anyone else just commenting on the situation, gets a day off from the boards.
I'll going to leave these bickering posts in the thread for a few hours, but then I'm moving them to Pub's Bottomless Chat thread. Now then, how that game No More Heroes? |
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when have I been INSTRUCTING you in internet slang, mister
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ALL NIGHT LONG, BABY! :love
TL;DR |
HOLY SHIT! TADAO WAS RIGHT, PARIS HILTON JUST DIED! :eek
Next up on my death list: Madonna. |
Don't tease.
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No, but SERIOUSLY! :eek
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Asteroid still hasn't killed us.
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With 0.0% chance of impact?
SURPRISE! Hey Florida, I hope you're all voting for Giuliani. ;( |
Gjurd Solveig
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Billiam Bodecker
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don't blame me, i voted for ray q smuckles
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My mental map of the US must be upside down & backwards.
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i do not understand
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I didn't think you could live further from Florida without living next door to me.
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this is true, and i am glad of it
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rules are made to be broke :(
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Mine's Gilbert Delbert Nelbert Robert Manuel Daniel Porfirio Rahab Edwards!
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look out, forums! we've got one whack, crazy guy here! XD lol
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IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT |
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I thought you were going to make a gif of Seinfeld as jason bourne or something
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I never said such nonsense >:
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esuohlim,
what gif maker are you currently using? I've never made one but have been wanting to see what i can make for some time. |
I got something called Ulead GIF Animator that's only good for a 15 day free trial. GIF Movie Gear is even better with a 30-day trial, but I used that up long ago :(
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Dick Larger
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I can make animated GIF images with my completley legal copy of photoshop, but there is no point in me trying.
& by completley legal I mean CR*MES! :eek |
I currently use a freeware program called PAINT.NET. I haven't even bothered to check if I can make gifs with it yet. try it out... if you think it sucks, it didn't cost anything (i should have gone into marketing)
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VEGAN CR*MES ARE NEITHER SWEET NOR DAIRY! :eek
THEY ARE ALSO NOT NICE! >: DON"T BE A VEGAN, KIDS! :( |
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS:
DON'T BE VEGAN KIDS! >: |
That's right, Pub! If God wanted you to only eat Plants and Beans and Dirt, HE wouldn't have given you CANINE TEETH.
"My molars are destroyed from a lack of tree bark. Hey! Let's eat that pig!" - THE Goddamn bible |
Pandas have no Religion.
This week's Art Shit Event Word is Spiral. Just the other day while drawing on Seth's Facebook Graffiti wall, I did a little thing of him in a limbo-esque oblivion where he still felt all his lifetime woes while to a side the intangible spiral of God permeated everything. I doubt this influenced MLE's choice, but if it had & if she had only looked at what I drew for Willie instead, I'd be thinking about giant beards right now & not the degradation of the soul. Yeah, I know that doesn't happen with coeternalism, sorry. |
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so we're done with heath ledger jokes?
who died this week? |
christian slater
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What is a Bermuda Onion?
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a type of onion grown in Bermuda i guess. i don't know how they differ from red, yellow, white, green or pearl onions, though.
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checking wikipedia, bermuda onions was redirected to "sweet onions", so called as they have a lower sulphur content than most and are "sweeter" (or some shit). They were first grown in texas in 1898 with seeds imported from Bermuda and blah blah. It's a goddamn onion.
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not to say all onions look alike or anything
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Thanks JS, now I have added reason to want this page overwith. GROSS! :x
Plus you're a huge Onion Racist! :eek |
just because i thought an onion was from Bermuda, when it was actually from Texas doesn't make me a racist, after all, its dad was from Bermuda. I was merely mistaken. :\
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[08:22] BroosterTCogburn: god damn unreliable scociety destroying meteors
[08:25] PublicPubLoather: Yeah? [08:25] BroosterTCogburn: ya [08:25] PublicPubLoather: I mean, what? [08:25] BroosterTCogburn: damn thing was supposed to spankthe planet and end modern society [08:25] PublicPubLoather: Not really [08:26] PublicPubLoather: 0.0% chance of impact [08:26] BroosterTCogburn: oh god did you go to that tu24.org? [08:26] PublicPubLoather: GW is my bitch. [08:26] BroosterTCogburn: those guys were fucking retarted [08:26] BroosterTCogburn: they were all dispooven about a year ago [08:26] PublicPubLoather: Retarded. |
lol, do you not have the heart to block him either :<
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I never block anyone. I leave that for them to do to me.
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walla walla sweet onions are better than bermuda onions >:
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i like vidalia onions :posh
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I'm surprised at all the Onion segregation that is going on in here. I like all Onions.
However, I don't know how I would react if my child dated one. |
who is broosterTcogburn? seven force?
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It's not Seven Force. GW, who is BroosterTCogburn?
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arrowx
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whoops there i go butting in again :lol
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eew
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arrowx :x
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That isn't a ridiculous word. :(
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someone should tell me what his new board account is
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This one.
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I thought you moved out of NZ, pub?
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I like how the people using the spoiler tags are just the annoying ones.
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Well, the IP he used when he took over Rongi's been banned, as well as his alt Killer Wail. Let's hope that does it for now.
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I feel all left out, i have no idea about what is going on
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whys arrowx banned again, was it the rongi dilbert porn thing
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arrowx was never supposed to be unbanned, actually.
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just wrote 5 pages on the woman's suffrage was a bore :x
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Just walked home 25 blocks from school. Have windburn all over my face.
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Page Break?
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I get the weird feeling that if i stare at this long enough i will go insane |
Join Date: Nov 20th, 2007? Alright.
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Oh man, I hope my post saying caressive isn't a ridiculous word didn't derail the Neologism thread too much before it was deleted.
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Deleted?
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:rolleyes
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Come on guys, you have to post too, or we won't make it to the next page & save my post. :(
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BECAUSE NONE OF THE MODS READ MORE THAN THE LAST PAGE OF THIS THREAD.
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It helps when trying to get away with CRIMES! :eek
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I don't see your response. I thought eric posted that in the Made-up words thread.
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He did. I said it wasn't ridiculous. At least I think I did. OK, maybe that was one of the many things I decided not to say.
NEVERMIND GUYS, FALSE ALARM. ;( |
you did, and I moved that comment to this thread
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so I had a question and I guess I'll ask you EXPERTS:
I picked up emily's cold and I'm getting really tired. In response, I'm drinking a lot of energy drinks. Is getting tired the body's reaction to help it fight the cold virus, or is it the cold virus being a penis |
I usually get tired because I'm not taking in enough oxygen and what energy I do have I spend coughing. :(
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I made you a get-well .gif Chojin:
Hope this helps |
I usually get really tired whenever I catch a cold.
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