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Or one of your blunts in a plate of appetizers.
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Or a childs scream amongst the clatter and tinkering of sharpened garden tools
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retard thunderdome
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if only two men could enter and no man leaves
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UNCLE!!!
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So... How are you doing, Fathom? Last I saw you were not doing so great. Any good news, man?
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My family and I are living on ramen noodles and borrowed time.
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That's the title of my new mixtape, by the way.
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It sounds like the name of a Moby single.
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idiot, fz is moby
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I must be paid with a claymated short of my avatar slapping bjork in the face with its cock |
wow spacers? I would've never thought of that.
so i it working now? |
yep fine and dandy like sugar candy
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So what have we learned here? We have learned Pram puts all the stuff people say about him on his resume, and then it is somehow our fault :confused |
If I put everything everywhere it shows up, then why, after a month and a half of my absence, are you still linking to a thread about me? You had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but something tells me you don't want to because you know it does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.
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Pram, Don, or whatever you go by these days, please just let it go already. You're doing this all to yourself.
Unless of course, you're into sado-masochism and self-flaggelation, in which case, have at it, bro. |
Not at all. I'm into pulling the wool off of your eyes because you have a very wrong perception of me. I like to joke, have fun, tease a little... But at the end of the day I always come back to humble and nice. Can you say the same about yourself? If so, LET'S SEE IT!
Also, people WILL read that stupid thread you post the link to a hundred million times per month because it's under my God-given NAME, you hemorrhoid blood clot. |
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A PEDOPHILE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A MURDERER THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A DICK LICKER THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA HAS BLACK PARENTS THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA ONCE BROKE 5 LIGHTBULBS IN HIS ANUS AT ONCE. No one gives a fuck. Shut up. |
IF ANYONE GOOGLED YOUR NAME AND SPENT MORE THAN A MINUTE'S TIME LOOKING AT THIS BOARD, THEY WOULD SEE THAT WE COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT YOU, THAT NONE OF THE ACCUSATIONS HAVE MERIT, AND THAT YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING EVER ON THE PLANET, BEATING OUT POL POT AND HITLER. IF YOU AREN'T HIRED FOR ANY REASON RELATED TO YOUR BEING ON THIS FORUM, THAT IS THE REASON. GO AHEAD AND LINK YOUR EMPLOYERS TO THIS POST, KING BIPOLAR DOUCHE.
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Someone actually did come into the ER with a lightbulb up his ass when I was working one night :( They lubed him up and delivered it like a baby, with forceps. They were afraid it would break in his ass.
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What would you have done if it did break inside of his ass? How would all of that glass inside be handled?
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