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Has anyone seen the shocker video of the guy sitting on a pickle jar and then it breaks in his ass? I haven't seen the video but I saw a gif of it on 4chan. It's pretty brutal :(
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I did see the video a long time ago. It was horrible and he was remarkably calm about it all after it happened. Even as all that blood was pouring out onto the tile.
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Just the crunching of the glass and the way he kind of panicked pulling all those bloody pieces out... fuuuuuckkkk
:hangman I heard that that's his thing though. Asshole torture. I imagine that was a one time dealy though. |
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As for me leaving the links in my sig, I am simply too lazy to edit my sig, nor do I have any real motivation to bother doing so |
You guys have some serious stamina dealing with the Microshocks' of the world.
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I don't know what would have happened, it probably would have turned into a surgeons' problem. We shipped 'em out and often didn't hear from them again.
A lightbulb is fairly small, if delicate. I did read or hear (can't remember which) about some guy who wanted to make a cast of his rectum and filled it with cement via an enema bag. I know that one turned into a big problem because it actually did set up, plus he had lye burns inside his ass. We got lots of people with vibrators up their butts. The "ass box" on Scrubs was pretty true to life, although to the best of my knowledge our ass-artifacts lived on only in stories. They usually let the batteries die down, dilate their sphincters and go fishing for it. Or they tell them to "bear down like you're pooping" and that's always a fun thing to watch. |
Well taking a dump feels great so it must feel even better when things are going in
The added adrenaline rush of keeping your anus relaxed enough to not shatter paper-thin glass and ruin your entire life must be one of the greatest highs known to man. If only we could mix this and bungee jumping. or what if... the lightbulb... WAS THE ONLY THING ATTACHED TO THE CORD. |
Didn't Bam Margera do something with a kite and anal beads? I think it's on Youtube somewhere. I'd go looking but I'm watching a movie on Netflix right now.
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Lye? Lime?
Lime, probably. |
He's lucky he didn't prolapse his rectum.
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It sounds like something that could maybe be a commonplace rookie mistake.
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I drank a lot of really cheap wine. This means I feel awesome in like 5-minute stretches. Most of the time the neurological shit my body throws at me when I've imbibed makes the whole thing very not-worth-it, but tonight I was drinking it in the vain attempt to get a spasmed bicep to let the fuck go.
No luck so far but my mouth is stained purple pretty good |
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I've always heard it explained as "this is too weird I'm leaving" and I can just picture a guy casually spray-shitting all over an entire bedroom and just looking at it going "hmmm... weird..." |
I think I read something like that on PoopReport years ago, now that you mention it.
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I figured out how to scan negatives using a regular scanner. Goodbye, shitty Walgreens and your terrible prints.
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"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Thrash0 again" :( |
Dammit, I hate walking through peoples fartclouds in public places. :(
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Would you walk through 30 minutes of people's fart clouds for 100 dollars?
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One passed me by today and everyone to the left of where I was standing thought it was me. God damn it.
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I don't know. I was at the grocery store, which makes it a bit grosser, and it was one of those that's so foul you can almost taste it.
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