You're gonna get soooo raped, President Obama will declare an annual Raping Day in my honor. When I die, I'm going to rape your DREEEEEAMS

But I'll do it slow... Over, say, several years of random visits. In fact, one day you won't wake up for 50 years and the townspeople will nickname you Rape Van Winkle.

PRAM MAVEN THAT IS IT I ARREST YOU IN THE NAME OF THE LORD LAW

HEY WHERE DID YOU GO GIVE ME BACK MY BILLY BAT

:shoots Pram Maven

THANKS, GOOGLE POLICE. I'LL HAVE SOMEONE CALL THE BODY IN.

: puts the redneck siren flashy light thing on the hood of his car and peels out

:HOOOOWEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOWEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE

Nice try, but you're not allowed to register multiple accounts, sonny boy.

Didn't we already tell you this? This makes you a MULTIPLE OFFENDER.

THERE'S NO SIGN OF SEXUAL TRAUMA!

ALSO, PRAM MAVEN IS DEAD.

Can't we just ban him already?

Pram, like herpes, would just come back with a vengeance.

INTERNET

This.

I sort of recognized it and that made me lol.

Well done on amusing your fellow science nerds and whatnot, Flagg. You get a pickle.

At first I thought you were going here:

...wow, that didn't show up well at all.

..

Pram is ripping off Gus's shtick and doing it very poorly.

As an aside to Pram himself, read that link to see it done right

Actually, a good portion of those weren't Gus. One of them was me.

We did the same thing to Dr. Boogie, but all of them got promptly banned.

Dr. Loogie, Dr. Noogie, and one other.

Heh I thought they were all Gus.

:historylesson

Are the ones in this thread all Gus or does he have access to all the Gus family?

Either way I will henceforth call it "The Gus gag". Which is still funny but I now know is a collaboration.

the only time he ever leaves the house (aside from when he has to go to class) is to go to target to buy white bread and cereal :(

i agree with kahl you should stave him to death

I think I'll make a character called DickMan and be a total dick to everyone. Or maybe SlickMan and be totally cool with the ladies. More thought must be put into this while I defend 'MURICA

man, staving someone to death sounds like it would take a lot of work :/

IMA CHUCK A DEAD BODY YA MOTHAFUCKIN LAWN