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ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 05:21 PM

If he liked corn he'd be Steve Cobs

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 05:22 PM

If he was fat he'd be Steve Blobs

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 05:24 PM

IF HE WAS A TIGER HE'D BE STEVE HOBBES

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 05:25 PM

If he was Italian he'd be Steve Dirty Greasy Guido

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 05:26 PM

Steve Mobs works too.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 6th, 2011 06:04 PM

IF HE WAS A HITCHHIKER HE WE WOULD BE BEEBLEBROX ZAPHODS

Chojin Oct 6th, 2011 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 745361)
hey can one of you weirdos explain why posting pictures of cheeseburgers or hamburgers or whatever is a banable offense

thanks

i banned kahl and he blamed it on cheeseburgers, and the idea of that being true was hilarious to me, so i started banning for them ever since

Chojin Oct 6th, 2011 07:41 PM

sup guys i was bored today



posting that to my facebook as well might not have been a good idea

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 745640)

I'm getting ads at the top of the page advertising the movie 'Everything Must Go' starring Will Ferrell. Apparently it's about yard sales. The first thing I thought of was Kitsa, and if the movie execs have been trawling i-mockery and stealing her anecdotes.

It's possible. I just now saw this, sorry.

Aaarg Oct 6th, 2011 07:57 PM

one time i was behind a car that had one of those stupid ribbons but it had basketballs all over it

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 08:17 PM

Our old across-the-street neighbor used to have them and she wouldn't loop it over her antenna when she went through the carwash, so it always came off. She thought people were stealing them, but she kept buying more and losing more. The metal back door of the car wash was covered with the autism ribbons that had fallen off her car. Weirdly enough, I only remember them being autism ribbons, no other causes.

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 08:35 PM

The family down my street about 10 houses down has autistic children...5 of them. Why would you keep having kids if they all turn out that way? Anyways, what pissed me off most about them was about 3 years ago, they had that Extreme Home Makeover thing come and give them a new house. They pretty much made people evacuate the neighborhood who were around that house. They paid for hotels for them, but it was dick ass. And then they closed off our block and I had to fight with guards daily for them to let me through. The police were all over the place. It was a god damn shitty time. I didn't even go down there to view it or help out like a lot of the neighborhood people were. And they had generators that were huge going all night and day, buzzing and I couldn't sleep. I was probably the only one on the neighborhood making a huge shit about it though, since everyone else was acting like it was christmas or something and I was the grinch.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 08:48 PM

I don't know about the autism part, but I've always wondered about the extreme home makeover thing. They did one in Dayton and it was a circus, complete with a Kellie Pickler concert. What I was thinking was, what does it do to the property value? Are they left with a home they can't afford to pay taxes on?

Grislygus Oct 6th, 2011 08:53 PM

Willie what the hell kind of khaljorn pictures have you been looking at

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 09:05 PM

I have no idea but the house makes the rest of our aging neighborhood look like a shithole. And it's not like we have much lot space either. The thing is just a lot taller than the other houses, like a mini mansion. And yeah, it was a fucking circus. I wish it was on the next neighborhood over and not mine.

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 09:48 PM

Step 1: Hammer testicles

Step 2: Impregnate hillbilly woman

Step 3: Retard children

Step 4: ???

Step 5: PROFIT.

k0k0 Oct 6th, 2011 10:04 PM

Step 4: MOVE THAT BUS!

kahljorn Oct 6th, 2011 10:06 PM

GRISLYGUS YOU WOULDNT BE INTERESTED

Shyandquietguy Oct 6th, 2011 10:09 PM

Okay so I'll come out and say I'm a lazy asshole because Kitsa's comment about Thrash0 was pretty damn spot on but now I'm gonna make up for it with two pickles. :greenPx2

South Park be old dawg, and so is that gag. And don't give any of that lip of having fun you racist tinky winky.

PS: I am waiting for you to make a joke about lampshades.

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 10:37 PM

wut

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2011 10:40 PM

I made a comment about Thrash0?

Shyandquietguy Oct 6th, 2011 10:50 PM

About Thrash0 needing Pram for his existence and that was a while ago and all.

Thrash0 you can be okay at times but that Steve Robs joke was a stinker IMHO. I do not know if Steve Dirty Greasy Guido will cover it for me! P U

ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 745752)
About Thrash0 needing Pram for his existence and that was a while ago and all.

Thrash0 you can be okay at times but that Steve Robs joke was a stinker IMHO. I do not know if Steve Dirty Greasy Guido will cover it for me! P U


ThrashO Oct 6th, 2011 10:55 PM

Also I changed my facebook name to Tommy MizzDoNtNeEdAMaN Martin

Fathom Zero Oct 6th, 2011 11:30 PM

grislygus can I see your legs again? I need to punch the clown tonight because I won't be able to go to sleep with my turgid rod


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