I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

I finally readjusted my sleep schedule too. It took over a week! I had to go to sleep 2 hours early each day until it finally kind of rolled back to normal.

Fathom Zero

Oct 14th, 2011 10:11 AM

That's normally what happens to me, especially so when I'm at school. I've lost track of what day it is. Not really a good thing when you've got to be at a lot of different classes on different days.

executioneer

Oct 14th, 2011 11:21 AM

haha i can only make dramatic adjustments to my sleep schedule by skipping sleep for a day :(

Rongi

Oct 14th, 2011 02:37 PM

so there's this hawt punk rock chick in my bio class that i've been talking to lately. she's got a lip ring and long black hair and nerd glasses and she wears iggy pop t-shirts sometimes and basically i want to fuck her real bad but i haven't gotten her number yet because i'm a coward.

also she's 24 and i'm 21 does that matter

help me out here, nerds

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 14th, 2011 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 746681)

so guys

if i pay my registration at the DMv will i get my tags right away?

or will it still come through the mail

They usually have to mail them to you because they need to be made by prisoners first.

Fathom Zero

Oct 14th, 2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 746724)

Do it, fgt.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 14th, 2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 746724)

You need to wear a punk rockier shirt than her, notice her once or twice and not pay her any attention. Do you need me to drive down there and show you how its done. Cuz I'll get her number then give it to some jock.

Rongi

Oct 14th, 2011 03:11 PM

I would ask for it on monday but i have class right after bio

WHAT DO I DO

Fathom Zero

Oct 14th, 2011 03:15 PM

QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH BABY AND SAY "HEY, YOU WANNA GET SOME COFFEE LATER?"

BAM

Rongi

Oct 14th, 2011 03:16 PM

...shit yeah i guess it is that simple. IVE EVEN FUCKING DONE THAT BEFORE WITH OTHER GIRLS

thnx fz xoxox

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 14th, 2011 03:16 PM

HOT COFFEE

Fathom Zero

Oct 14th, 2011 03:20 PM

HOT DICKINGS

Fathom Zero

Oct 14th, 2011 03:21 PM

WITH DICK COFFEE

executioneer

Oct 14th, 2011 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 746727)

They usually have to mail them to you because they need to be made by prisoners first.

nah thats license plates not registration tabs

LordSappington

Oct 14th, 2011 05:26 PM

I've procrastinated enough; it's time to make my motherfucking pumpkin pie cheesecake, bitches

10,000 Volt Ghost

Oct 14th, 2011 05:37 PM

Just found my new favorite drink. No idea how it tastes yet

This is seriously the campaign for it.

Rongi

Oct 14th, 2011 05:41 PM

Hahahahaha

Sexism is BACK, baby

Kitsa

Oct 14th, 2011 06:27 PM

I hope it has extra prune juice and ends up giving a bunch of guys the shits.

Sam	Oct 14th, 2011 06:30 PM

RONGI

DOES UNCLE SAMMY HAVE TO FLY OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE?

BECAUSE I'LL DRINK ALL YOUR BOOZE AND SMOKE ALL YOUR WEED AND BANG ALL YOUR WOMEN.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS I'LL MAKE FUN OF THEM AND THEY'LL HATE YOU FOREVER.

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