I appreciate machinery and engineering very much. I have a hard-on for good design. Every part doing exactly what it was made to do, always in synchronization, to create the smooth kinetic poetry.

I should write greeting cards.

I just said fuck it and gave him his computer back. Hopefully he will wow them with his awesome gaming skills.

I saw this while looking for a halloween prop. I so want to make this. Too bad we don't get trick or treaters.
http://www.spookyblue.com/halloween/.../scarecrow.htm

today's dictionary.com word of the day is "loll"

the last two definitions for it made me lol

in brief, i became a loll

yeah this, idk wtf

B-but the Galaxies, man!



The Lotuses!



The Gran Torinos!



The fucking Falcons!



How can you not want to make love to these machines? <3

Granted, cars got kinda ugly during the 70s.

This

Except for how you actually need a degree to even urinate in the real world

Get a GED and you're more or less fuct

God, water chestnuts are fucking revolting.

They're delicious in ways that can't be measured.

at work today a customer was running behind me at my table, bumped me and I spilled a margarita and two beers directly into a womans face. she had to leave because salt and lime juice was in her eyes. now she can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

That's not a pickle.

@Koko As for the love of cars and motorcycles, IDK either. I went to school to fix them but if anything it'd be just something to do for me. I can see if you really like the thought of performance and efficiency, which just makes you an insignificantly slight step up from MAD GAMING PC PLAYA because you don't really need to get all the lovely graphic details for a game to enjoy.

ASSUMING MANUAL CONTROL

why'd you make your eyes do that

So I went to a bar tonight. I don't think I'm going to go to any more bars.

The women got drunk and acted like retards, the men got drunk and leered at the women like rapists.

Also, there was karaoke and it was pretty fucking awful. It was so loud it took like half an hour to pay my tab and I got out of there two hours after I thought I would.

This is another chapter in my diary of endless hatred for the rest of humanity. I swear to god, I'm going to murder every last one of you fuckers before I die.

or maybe don't go to shitty bars

OR MAYBE GUN DOWN THE FILTH

On the bright side I had dinner and got pretty wasted for about 26 dollars. I dunno if that's good or not, but it seemed pretty low to me.

Granted, if I had just bought a fo'ty and stayed home playing TF2 I would have gotten wasted and actually had a good time for 3 bucks.

You could always go two a nice, quiet, and spectacularly shitty bar where the same old guy comes in from 11:00 am to 5:00 pm to drink one beer and never stop talking to the bartender, who for his part will insist, if queried, that the bar is "poppin" all the time, just not tonight


you're right about water chestnuts though, they're fucking terrible

i love waterchestnuts in kung pao chicken and other asian dishes.

gw you're asexual and antisocial so why would you goto a bar anyway

the only purpose in going to a bar is to get laid and maybe poolshark people

personally i like to combine the sports and poolshark bitches

yeah that sounds like the shithole i used to go to before i found a better bar

still has karaoke but sometimes it's more than 50% listenable singers, plus the actual bar's in a separate room from it if you don't want to have to shout over it

also i've never seen a fight break out in there, unlike the old place lol

and yes, drinking at home is preferable if your modus operandi at bars is ignoring everyone and drinking like a haunted sea captain pining for his lost love

yeah why pay someone five times what the liquor cost just so you don't have to pour it yourself

unless you've got parkinsons or something and would just fling it all about the room, idk

Between San Antonio and Austin, I have a really wide array of bars to choose from. I choose to not go to the shitty bars. Works pretty well.

IT'S NOT MADE BY GREAT MEN
IT'S NOT MADE BY GREAT MEN
IT'S NOT MADE BY GREAT MEN
IT'S NOT MADE BY GREAT MEN

THROW LIQUOR ABOUT THE ROOM AND GIVE PEOPLE A'S

At first it's like "Haha, they said Gay Gifts", but then, seriously, look how many times they use the word gay. That's shitty writing and I know shitty writing.



Edit: Frosty the snowman is a gay fellow.

Eski and Mo are gay painted girl and boy faces.

Teary and Cheery are gay clown faces.